Girly Throw Downs Battle of the Chesty Blondes Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe were photographed today working on a movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, based on the crime novel by Michael Connelly about a lawyer who runs his business out of his Lincoln Town Car and agrees to represent a pretty boy Hollywood skeeze accused of murder. I’ By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 10:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and green hats Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:11 am
Matthew McConaughey Man approval Written by Jacek Lainey recently handicapped the Sexiest Man Alive ‘race’ and talked about the need for the Sexiest Man to meet certain criteria. One of which is the need for the man to be a guy’s guy. The kind of guy you could watch the football game with By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 08:39 am
Style Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:08 am
Amazingness Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:56 am
Bitch please Country Asskisser Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 06:29 am
Break Ups Keep hat, lose Chanel? Or vice versa? Something seems off. What is it? This is Penelope Cruz today in New York for World AIDS Day at the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Installation in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Pene’s been keeping it low key lately, hard at work on Nine By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 10:09 am
Jennifer Lopez Step aside, Shelfy The original ass is back. And she’s in Italy too! D&G show last night – check out Jennifer Lopez, spectacularly but undoubtedly aided by Spanx, working the runway and basking in the spotlight alongside Marc Anthony and Matthew McConaughey. But his baby mother Camila is SOOOOO beautiful, non? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 08:12 am
Jennifer Lopez Injured or overcommitted? She backed out of Project Runway citing a foot injury on Friday but managed to complete the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in just under 2 and a half hours on Sunday… For those of you who were curious – it was not an Olympic distance but whatever…she did it. I didn’ By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 02:05 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Kay vs The Squawking Chicken Kay McConaughey, Matthew’s mother, might actually rival mine in no shameness. I love her. Kay, I mean. She makes my life. I need to be her friend. Kay is writing a book. The title? I AMAZE MYSELF! It’s true. She amazes me too. In her book, she describes By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 06:55 am
Parent Pimps Little McBongo JKL OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Could you really pick Levi By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 04:25 am
Parent Pimps Babies are for sale! The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:49 am
Assy Style Kate Hudson and Dangling Dicks As gorgeous as she is, sometimes Kate Hudson just flies off the rails, you know what I mean? Check it out – Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in London for the premiere of Fool’s Gold. I have no idea what the f&ck she’s wearing. It’s atrocious. By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 08:06 am
Matt Damon In the Contract To be shirtless, of course. Matthew McConaughey – his new ad for Dolce & Gabbana has just hit YouTube…so cheeseball you will lose your sh*t. And at the very end, at the very end of course he had to lose his shirt in living colour, showing off a chest By Lainey • Feb 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Matthew McConaughey Baby Made Him Hot Again But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 02:29 am
Kate Hudson Worst Hair: Kate Hudson Her bangs were parted in the middle and curled to the side… WTF??? And…worse still…you can see the backcomb line!!! Which means her head has clearly been divided into three sections – left, ride, and behind. Seriously…did she go back to 1989 and have her hair set by By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
