Royals House Cambridge’s backfired environmentalism For days and days and even more days, the British tabloids shouted about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s private jets – first to Ibiza and then to Elton John’s in the South of France. Elton then clarified that he sent his own plane to pick them up and paid By Lainey • Aug 26, 2019 12:06 pm
Royals Did House Cambridge troll House Sussex? For almost two weeks now, the British tabloids have been dumping on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle for flying on private jets on holiday. This has been as big of or an even bigger scandal than Prince Andrew being BFF with and namechecked in a lawsuit against a registered sex By Lainey • Aug 23, 2019 10:28 am
Royals Will Prince Andrew be deposed? Buckingham Palace and Prince Andrew may have thought that they’d put this Jeffrey Epstein business behind them. Even after Andrew was seen with Epstein following his jail sentence on “charges of solicitation of prostitution and procurement of minors for prostitution”, he managed to not have to account for his By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 10:21 am
Douchebags Prince Andrew peeping at the door Last Saturday morning, August 10, 2019, the number one news story around the world was the death of Jeffrey Epstein, supposedly by suicide. The next day, Prince Andrew joined his mother, Queen Elizabeth, at church in Scotland, both of them with big smiles on their faces. Perhaps they were hoping By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 11:01 am
Royals Prince Andrew is starting to “sh-t himself” That’s it. That’s all I got. I just want to pack it in here on this post, leave you with that headline, give you the link, and get to another story. But this should be the story – even though there are those actively trying not to make it By Lainey • Aug 15, 2019 12:04 pm
Royals Harry, Meghan, Andrew, and private jets Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were recently on holiday in Ibiza for six days. They stayed at a villa and flew there on a private jet. Which… I mean they’re royals. Prince William and Catherine were just in Mustique and that was a private jet and luxury situation too. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2019 03:03 pm
Royals Meghan, Harry, and Andrew: dinner party etiquette After news broke this weekend about Jeffrey Epstein’s death, which coincidentally (or conspiratorially, depending on how you see it) happened following the unsealing of court documents containing allegations that he ran an underage sex ring, the Daily Mail published an article about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s dinner By Lainey • Aug 12, 2019 10:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for August 6, 2019 Dear Gossips, It was Meghan Markle’s birthday on Sunday and we went into the weekend anticipating how her birthday would be acknowledged. As we know, the royals have a standardised social media play for birthdays. But the Sussexes are anything but standard. Being that it was Royal Meghan’s By Lainey • Aug 06, 2019 09:06 am
Royals Meghan’s birthday weekend It has been a WEEK for Meghan Markle. Her issue of British Vogue was released, and she announced a new capsule collection in support of Smart Works, one of her patronages, and the UK tabloids have been finding new ways to drag her every single day. Her birthday is on By Lainey • Aug 02, 2019 12:18 pm
Royals Meghan Markle gets the Michelle Obama treatment British Vogue confirmed yesterday that Meghan Markle is the first ever to guest-edit the magazine’s September issue. They released the cover featuring the 15 women who are “Forces for Change” and Royal Meghan’s interview with Michelle Obama. One of the women featured on the Vogue cover is Sinéad By Lainey • Jul 30, 2019 10:43 am
Royals Meghan Markle’s British Vogue For weeks we’ve known that Meghan Markle would be involved with the September issue of British Vogue and now we’re beginning to see the work, as she is the first in British Vogue history to guest-edit the September issue, collaborating with editor-in-chief, Edward Enninful, who called her “the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2019 09:58 am
Queen Elizabeth II Intro for July 26, 2019 Dear Gossips, The Sun has a story on its website today about how the Queen will be giving advice to Meghan Markle about all the “PR blunders” that have happened over the last few months. That makes it sound like this is something the Queen is actually planning, right? But By Lainey • Jul 26, 2019 09:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harry hugs Jane Prince Harry met with Dr Jane Goodall yesterday at Dr Goodall’s Roots & Shoots Global Leadership Meeting at Windsor Castle. They look like they’re hugging. What they’re really doing here is demonstrating for the kids who were at the event how chimps greet each other. First there’ By Lainey • Jul 24, 2019 11:37 am
BFFs Beyoncé’s royal leg It was the moment we were waiting for: when House Sussex met the Queen, the only Queen I answer to: Her Majesty Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter. Beyoncé issued a decree back in February when she and Jay-Z posted about Meghan on Instagram to accept their BRIT Award: Meghan Markle is By Lainey • Jul 15, 2019 11:06 am
Royals Kate, Meghan, and Pippa at Wimbledon Big weekend for Meghan Markle. Let’s go in chronological order and split up her two appearances so we can give proper weight to each, and by giving proper weight, I mean giving Beyoncé as much space as possible. I’m not taking any sh-t from the BeyHive today for By Lainey • Jul 15, 2019 10:18 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 12, 2019 Dear Gossips, I’m so nervous about Serena Williams’s Wimbledon final tomorrow, and I’m the asshole watching it from bed, I can’t even imagine what she might be going through. Serena, as we’ve seen, has gotten better and better with every match, which is always the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2019 08:59 am
