Gorgessity MET Couple Mismatch: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Here’s one of the articles that was lost in my bug-eyed fatigue yesterday. It was pre-written overnight and I’m attaching it below as is: Sorry. I can’t sh-t on this dress. It’s crazy. She is crazy in it. What’s underneath there? Anything? Aren’t you By Lainey • May 08, 2013 09:59 am
Met Gala 2013 The Night’s Watch at the MET: Florence Welch There were so many different documents flying around on my laptop and I’m delirious from not sleeping and I totally blanked on this Florence Welch article that was just sitting there, waiting to be posted. Thanks for the reminder, Erin! Duana was right. Punk became Game Of Thrones theme By Lainey • May 07, 2013 02:35 pm
Met Gala 2013 Madonna: Queen of the MET Gala 2013 I can hear half of you agreeing, and the other half bitching that she’s an old hag. Come on. This isn’t a Gossip Girl ball, is it? Really, what did you expect from Madonna at the MET Gala Punk Night? Remember this? What do you think she was By Lainey • May 07, 2013 01:10 pm
Assy Style Worst MET 2013: Maggie Gyllenhaal Maggie’s one of my regulars. As Duana said, similar to what was noted about Kirsten Dunst -- click here for a refresher -- Maggie could have owned the Punk MET Gala. She has great, eclectic taste. She has a unique, interesting look. She is not normally interested in dressing By Lainey • May 07, 2013 01:04 pm
Style Best MET Part 2: SJP YASSSSSSSSSS. With an A. YAS. This is Giles Deacon. You think her old friend Lee McQueen would have approved? Please. Those are TARTAN VELVET KNEE-HIGH BOOTS. And we haven’t even started on the headdress yet. It’s ridiculous. She knows it’s ridiculous. It’s supposed to be ridiculous. By Lainey • May 07, 2013 12:49 pm
Style Best MET Part 1: Anne Hathaway It’s a tie. First -- Anne Hathaway, no Annie here. This is how you come back from pink Prada nipples at the Oscars -- in an exquisite vintage Valentino with strategic sheer side breasting that isn’t at all low classy. And brand new blonde hair. Which totally works By Lainey • May 07, 2013 12:12 pm
Assy Style Pink Gwyneth at the MET Gala I am devastated. This is two years in a row now that Gwyneth Paltrow has under-delivered at the MET Gala. Last year she gave us a preview of Anne Hathaway’s eventual Oscar dress that was supposed to be Valentino but ended up being Prada because of Amanda Seyfried, except By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:53 am
Style Best MET Hair: Nicole Richie Duana hadn’t seen this before she went to bed last night. Her first note to me this morning was: Love the hair, hate the dress. I guess the point of the dress was not to compete with the hair. But I agree. We could have used some personality there. By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:43 am
Met Gala 2013 Best MET Androgen: Kristen Stewart In Stella McCartney. And before you go clutching your Reese Witherspoon pearls, remember it was Punk Night at the MET Gala. So even though this might not be your flavour, at this event anyway, it’s better than Michelle Williams and Blake Lively and Emily Blunt and Katie Holmes and By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:29 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Men Worst: Gerard Butler, obviously. Whatever: Alexander Skarsgard. Runner-up: Jaime Lannister in a bow tie! But even he can’t touch the ... Best: Zachary Quinto. By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:00 am
Met Gala 2013 Mrs Timberlake’s Nose-Ring at the MET Mrs Timberlake went punk... with a Nose-Ring! How much do you love this so much? Here she is in Giambattista Valli and not Tom Ford. It’s not a bad outfit for the occasion. I quite like the webbed leggings. There’s something... Guns’N’Roses wedding about it all. By Lainey • May 07, 2013 10:35 am
Met Gala 2013 Extra at the MET: Beyonce There’s a lot going on here. It’s like a coronation or something. Doesn’t it seem like every time Beyonce shows up at the MET Gala they have to clear the stairs for her? This is Givenchy. And it’s not necessarily the opulence that I’m not By Lainey • May 07, 2013 09:23 am
Met Gala 2013 Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult at the MET? Before we get into the romance... The dreaded strapless ball gown, you know? It’s SO deflating. She might say she’s not a fashion girl, but when you’re signed to Dior, you kind of ARE a fashion girl, aren’t you? Both Dior girls were mega underwhelming at By Lainey • May 07, 2013 09:13 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Safety Pins: Carey Mulligan & Hailee Steinfeld Carey Mulligan’s dress is Balenciaga. It’s OK. The safety pin there seems like an afterthought, somewhere you might put a bow, but for tonight, why not a safety pin because...punk. I think I might have been more excited about this if it didn’t have the sameness By Lainey • May 07, 2013 08:47 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Joan Of Arc: Katy Perry It’s a lyric in one of her songs. And that was evidently Katy Perry’s inspiration for punk at the MET Gala. As she put it on Twitter: “Tonight for The Met I am channeling the OG queen of PUNK, JOAN of ARC!” Joan Of Arc by Dolce & By Lainey • May 07, 2013 08:14 am
Assy Style MET Most Disappointing Part 1: Kirsten Dunst Duana and I both groaned. Kiki D could have owned this thing, you know? Kiki D, who very rarely dresses for Reese Witherspoon’s PEOPLE Magazine readers, seemed the perfect candidate to take over this red carpet with quirk and individuality and... Cleavage + a F-CKING FEATHER skirt is how she By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:54 am
