Assy Hair Worst MET Sisters: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen These two. And I’m usually an Olsen apologist. But Ashley totally missed the point here and you’d think Mary-Kate would embrace the punk but instead both of them seemed to be under the impression that the MET Gala theme this year was Shades of the Orient. What’s By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:44 am
Style Best MET sisters: Dakota & Elle Fanning Both in Rodarte. I like the symmetry of this. It’s like each Mulleavy gets a Fanning. And they’re coordinated too! This is a great sheer panelled dress on Dakota, 19. Because it’s revealing without being risqué. You see how it offers virtually no side-breast? I have to By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:32 am
Slumming Slum Love at the MET Gala: JLO & Casper Bear She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:19 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Most Low End: Emma Watson NO. It seems impossible. And your first instinct is to argue because that’s our Hermione. It’s Emma Watson. She can do Burberry and Rodarte, she can be Chanel and Christopher Kane, and even though Emma is many things and has been described many ways, she’s almost never By Lainey • May 07, 2013 07:04 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Cavalli but not Cavalli: Amanda Seyfried Duana and I disagree on Amanda Seyfried, the new face of Givenchy, in Givenchy. She’s into it. I thought it was Cavalli. This is how they parade onto yachts in Cannes, the Euro escorts looking for a Russian billionaire. Proof? The back. What do you call it when there’ By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:56 am
Style Best MET Eyebrows: Lily Collins Here’s how you do a bold eyebrow for Punk Night at the MET Gala. Lily already has famously thick eyebrows. And she built around them for the evening. The dress is Moschino. It’s reasonably dark and gothy. Unlike Ginnifer Goodwin, it’s a great accent for what’s By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:48 am
Assy Style The MET Anti-Rooney: Kate Mara Duana brought it up: that Kate Mara actively dresses exactly the opposite of her sister. Which must be the reason she went for this heinous baby doll with a terribly matched pair of heels. Come on, really? This is the best Kate Mara could do? No, she's not By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:27 am
Style Best MET White: Rooney Mara Some of you have written to me comparing Rooney Mara's white Givenchy to Victoria Beckham's glorified housecoat at this event in 2008. Click here for a refresher. Sort of. But this is infinitely superior, non? That zipper detail is amazing. And the winged shoulders too. Also By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:17 am
Assy Style Worst MET White: Katie Holmes Totally clueless. It's a white dress with a ring collar. And? This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK& By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:04 am
Met Gala 2013 MET Boring: Blake Lively edition You know, I think I almost prefer what she wore the last time she was at the MET Gala in 2011. Last year she skipped the event after 4 in a row because Scarjo decided to go instead. But do you remember? She was orange and it was a Chanel By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:54 am
Style MET Mesh: Miley Cyrus If there was one look that was perfect for one person, it was this Marc Jacobs on Miley Cyrus. She's not going to a baptism. She's not going to a wedding. She's 20 years old. She's at the MET Gala. And they& By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:48 am
Gorgessity Best MET Eyes: Taylor Swift Certainly not what I would have predicted at the beginning of the night. And this is certainly not as punk as it gets. Probably not punk at all. For Taylor Swift though, it’s definitely not her usual hand hearts. Does that deserve some credit? She looks really, really good By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:34 am
Assy Hair MET Marchesa HAHAHAHAHAHA: Ashley Greene HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You know who else wore Marchesa? Heidi Klum. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:12 am
Models MET Game Of Thrones: Linda Evangelista Another example of what Duana called Game Of Thrones as punk at the MET Gala. It’s less punk than it is medieval bride, and perhaps what Cersei Lannister will wear when she marries Loras Tyrell, if that wedding ever happens, and maybe it’s a Canadian thing but it’ By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:03 am
Relationship Assumption MET Most Surprising: Stacy Keibler I don’t hate it. Not at all. It’s far from the worst of the night. Or the most boring. Or the most Try. It’s not a mega standout but that’s OK too. It wouldn’t have been possible for Stacy Keibler, without George Clooney, to rise By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:56 am
Assy Style MET Most Sympathetic: Kate Upton Last year, Kate Upton, unlike most other models, had to offer to pay her way into the MET Gala. Click here for a refresher. This year, Oh My God, look what happened to her. There is no snark here. There is no pleasure. There is only sympathy, truly. It’s By Lainey • May 07, 2013 04:46 am
