Hook Ups Jolie & Fassbender: tabloid dream come true Are you ready for it? Apparently Angelina Jolie and her “hypnotic vagina”, as Michael K from Dlisted calls it, will be in a movie with Michael’s massive Fassbender. According to Vulture, the film is to be directed by Ridley Scott, called The Counselor, and the Jolie is currently negotiating By Lainey • Apr 11, 2012 12:17 pm
Hook Ups Michael Fassbender & Nicole Beharie Michael Fassbender worked with Nicole Beharie in Shame. Today they were photographed together looking friendly in New York. Perhaps the rumours are right and there’s more to it. Sorry I can’t manufacture any more enthusiasm for him. I just...care a lot less about Michael Fassbender these days By Lainey • Mar 15, 2012 05:06 pm
Assy Style Michael Fassbender had a good time It certainly looks like it, doesn’t? Bad pants and all. Check out these shots of Michael Fassbender, clearly having enjoyed a few, after the A Dangerous Method premiere after party last night in London. Sorry to keep on it but I really, really think he should do something about By Lainey • Feb 01, 2012 03:45 pm
Lifestyle Confirmed: Michael Fassbender has a pants problem We saw the first signs of it here. I think we can confirm it now, right? He’s wearing them like they’re dance pants. By Lainey • Jan 31, 2012 06:24 pm
Michael Fassbender His pants problem may not be his biggest problem Let’s address the superficial first. Michael Fassbender visited Letterman last night. Here are a few shots of him arriving. Those jeans... are really, really not working for me. Those jeans, they’re almost leggings hitched up to his waist, right? If I had any boner for Fassy, and, as By Lainey • Jan 19, 2012 12:12 pm
Golden Globes 2012 GG Most Undervalued: Jessica Chastain & Michael Fassbender I love the beaded high collar of her dress. And the rest of it was... OK. Mostly though, I just wonder why such little fanfare. Jessica Chastain, of course, doesn’t go around hungrily begging for it - like the Jessicas Alba and Biel - but at the same time, By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 09:59 am
Media Manipulation Spotlight on Fassy Michael Fassbender collected the Spotlight Award last night at the NBR. Well it’s about time. I feel like Fassy’s lost a little momentum. You’ll recall, he was not nominated for a SAG. And with the race so tight this year, even though he deserves to be included, By Lainey • Jan 11, 2012 10:09 am
Style Ewan but no Fassy Ewan McGregor and Michael Fassbender are both in Haywire. Also Channing Tatum, if that’s your thing. And Michael Douglas. And Antonia Banderas. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. I know, right? What is happening here??? Last night was the LA premiere. Everyone showed up...but Fassy. And you know what? I’ By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 11:43 am
Quiveration Love letters to The Fassbender Dear Michael Fassbender… 2011 was a huge year for you. After flirting with the edge since 2008, 2011 is when you went global. 2012 is poised to be more of the same, with Haywire next month, and Prometheus in the summer, and filming 12 Years a Slave with Steve McQueen. By Sarah • Jan 04, 2012 12:47 pm
Penn Badgley A Fassy-free ass I totally get Zoe Kravitz’s appeal. There’s a sullen pouty mystique about her, even more pronounced in person, that many people find very sexy, including Michael Fassbender, with whom she ended a year long relationship just recently ...so as to free herself for Penn Badgley...? Zoe and Penn By Lainey • Dec 27, 2011 01:19 pm
Media Manipulation Who decided to drop a trailer after Batman? There’s a marketing misstep if ever I saw one. Summer 2012 is stacked with high-profile franchise releases including The Dark Knight Rises, The Amazing Spider-Man, and one of the more mysterious entries, Ridley Scott’s Prometheus. Set in the same universe as Scott’s classic Alien, it’s a By Sarah • Dec 23, 2011 10:42 am
Assy Style Oscar Shaping: SAG nominations & Leo > Fassy Here are the 5 actors nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award: George Clooney, The Descendants Demian Bichir, A Better Life Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar Jean Dujardin, The Artist Brad Pitt, Moneyball Missing? Michael Fassbender. Leonardo DiCaprio, who’d been losing so much momentum, who barely factored in any of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 11:17 am
Bradley Cooper Fassy or Coop? Michael Fassbender was named Best Actor last night at the Moet British Independent Film Awards in London. Shame just opened in North America in limited release to a very healthy box office. So it was a good weekend. This is for Sarah from Cinesnark who quivers for the Fassy and By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 10:05 am
Media Manipulation Dear Michael Fassbender: Are you enjoying your expensive Oscar campaign? I hope so, as it’s certainly costing Fox Searchlight a pretty penny. Although, I don’t mean “expensive” strictly in the pecuniary sense. No, I mean that your Oscar campaign for Shame is coming at the expense of others, notably Fox Searchlight’s other title, Martha Marcy May Marlene. By Sarah • Nov 30, 2011 02:09 pm
Quiveration That’s a lot of Fassy If the family movie isn’t your thing this weekend, you could always go see Michael Fassbender in A Dangerous Method. There’s actually a double shot of Fassy coming up in the next few weeks. Next month it’s Shame for which many say he’s deserving of an By Lainey • Nov 24, 2011 02:28 pm
Quiveration What Fassy can’t do Was on a call the other day with a Hollywood type figuring out award season races and the conversation turned to Michael Fassbender. He’s all over Michael Fassbender. Everyone is all over Michael Fassbender after the year he’s had. And the consensus, while the glow still surrounds him, By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 10:18 am
