Jock Smut Michael Phelps: SMA 2016 Odds Arguments for: -All those Olympic medals -The comeback story -His body -He’s married, he’s a dad now, he can’t stop gushing about it on social media; the MiniVan Majority loves that sh-t -It doesn’t get more American than Michael Phelps -He would agree to it Arguments By Lainey • Nov 08, 2016 02:36 pm
Amazingness Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t: Fast 8 edition The Rock’s Instagram shade was not about Scott Eastwood. It was also not about Tyrese Gibson, as I initially wondered. According to TMZ, The Rock was targeting Vin Diesel, the main man of the Fast Furious franchise: We're told The Rock has butted heads with Vin during By Lainey • Aug 10, 2016 03:00 pm
Amazingness Let Leslie be Leslie & Olympic Boy Sh-t Leslie Jones confirmed on Twitter yesterday that she will indeed be heading to Rio for the Olympics. According to The Hollywood Reporter she’s being added as a “contributor” to the broadcast and she should be there for the weekend just in time for the start of the track and By Lainey • Aug 09, 2016 10:57 am
Jock Smut Gwyneth Paltrow’s pre-Olympic cupping On Saturday in Rio, American gymnast Alex Naddour competed in the team qualification with circular marks on his arms and back. Yesterday Michael Phelps competed in the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay with similar looking marks. Obviously, for me, this was the first person who came to mind: Remember when By Lainey • Aug 08, 2016 11:30 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 5, 2016 Dear Gossips, The Opening Ceremony will take place exactly a month from now, August 5, at the Olympic Games in Rio where, despite the Zika controversy, superstars will be made and legends will be re-legended… can I make up that word? Greed really is the most powerful virus. And I’ By Lainey • Jul 05, 2016 10:04 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for January 28, 2016 Dear Gossips, It’s about that time for Vanity Fair to release its annual Hollywood Issue. Last year I posted about it on February 3 – click here for a refresher. You’ll note, the article was about the lack of representation on that cover. And it wasn’t the first By Lainey • Jan 28, 2016 09:11 am
Michael Phelps Intro for November 11, 2015 Dear Gossips, I was a big fan of Michael Phelps. It was the Beijing Olympics. I watched all of his races, live, even with the time difference. I was so into him that at one point he was on my Freebie Five. That once in a lifetime athlete? It’s By Lainey • Nov 11, 2015 09:11 am
LifestyleArticle Sasha Answer: Where you from? I don't know if you have this problem or if it's just me, but it drives me absolutely yank my own eyeballs out bat shit insane when random strangers ask me "Where are you from?", "What ARE you?" I'm of By Sasha • Jun 03, 2013 02:24 pm
Hair Flesh Friday: Bears VS Twinks Two very different types of stars, two very different body types. Today we’re kicking off the weekend by taking off the shirts of Michael Phelps and Taylor Lautner. Ok yes, some of the Taylor pics below are of a wax figure, but we’ve included the real thing for By Dean • Mar 22, 2013 01:08 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Jock Smut London Survival 2012 Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:53 pm
Michael Phelps How Michael Phelps sees Star Trek Thanks to Jennifer for the creativity! Keep sending your submissions! As for yesterday’s Asian Identification Quiz – here are the answers: 1. Zhang Ziyi (left) and Kim Yu-Na 2. Shu Qi (left) and Grace Park 3. Tila Tequila (left, ew) and Bai Ling 4. Shu Qi 5. Lucy Liu (left) By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 07:31 am
Michael Phelps Karate Kid Part 1… …through the eyes of Michael Phelps. Written by Jacek. I couldn’t resist. File photo from Wenn.com By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 11:28 am
Dumbass For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101 Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 10:39 am
Douchebags 23 year old smokes weed Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:15 am
Jock Smut The loins are fickle Yeah so remember when I had inappropriate cougar feelings about Michael Phelps? Duana almost broke up with me over Michael Phelps. Every morning she’d give me five minutes to giggle and moan. And if it didn’t stop, she’d hang up on me over Skype. Skype hang-ups are By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 12:28 pm