Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for February 28, 2025 Dear Gossips, How about some low stakes cartoon conflict to kick off Oscar Friday? Yesterday, a sub-30 second teaser announcing Shrek 5 dropped, and everyone lost their damn minds over Shrek’s glow up, or glow down, depending on your preference for slimy or sticky looking boogers. Check it out: By Sarah • Feb 28, 2025 09:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Dammit, David O. Russell Dammit, David O. Russell, every time I am ready to quit you—or remember that time you cursed out national treasure Lily Tomlin—you reel me back in, or at least make me forget how convinced I am that you’re a raging asshole. I mean, I am CONVINCED, but By Sarah • Jul 07, 2022 11:26 am
TV Updates SNL40: The Good Like Saturday Night Live itself, the 40th anniversary celebration show was a mixed bag. Here’s everything that was good. Andy Samberg’s digital short Because they are ALWAYS good, but this one, sung with Adam Sandler featuring an assist from Chris Parnell, highlighted the history of character breaks on By Sarah • Feb 17, 2015 10:04 am
Mike Myers WE GET IT, HE’S SHORT! So I log on to the photo database to pull down some arfAR pics and one of the first ones I see is one of some dude down on his knees shooting Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me). I think to myself, ok, that’s a bit unnecessary, but it must By Jacek Szenowicz • May 22, 2009 07:13 am
Douchebags What it’s like to meet Johnny I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 08:40 am
Quiveration Is he in this one too? Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 09:08 am
Douchebags Steve > Mike Hate being wrong. But love being wrong when it means Mike Myers sucks ass. And Mike Myers sucked very large ass this weekend at the box office. A fourth place finished. FOURTH!!! Not only was he unable to win, he couldn’t even make it close! The Love Guru is By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:20 am
Douchebags Intro for Jun 17, 2008 Dear Gossips, If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 12:48 am
Douchebags No Shelf on the Carpet The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:44 am
Xenu Smut Xenu Hates Losers His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here for the video. His most notable quote? “Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. It’s very, very dangerous By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 05:34 am
Maple Leaf The Unfunny Host Mike Myers will host the MTV Movie Awards as part of the promotional lead-up to the release of The Love Guru. No doubt, his spoof clips will be hilarious. For the viewer that is. The real question though – will they be hilarious for the people working on them? Or will By Lainey • Apr 09, 2008 04:58 am
Mike Myers And Who the Hell Are You? No seriously… Mike Myers. Like…do you care? Do you really? So he’s made a few funny movies but is Mike Myers, on the Hollywood fame scale, is he really a two assistant, can’t hold his own water bottle kind of guy??? Is he really? Because apparently HE By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 08:00 pm
