Movie Reviews and Previews You have GOT to be kidding me with Miley Cyrus Over the last year I’ve seen several gossips—Lainey included—state that Miley “Smoke pot? Not me, never!” Cyrus has earned some affection by drawing down her public persona and making some effort at being a more mature pop tartlet. I’ve disagreed all along, issuing a strong BITCH, By Sarah • Jan 11, 2012 09:51 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Miley’s same dress & sh-t weave On Friday Miley Cyrus attended the American Giving Awards. Sunday night she was at the CNN Heroes event. I looked at one set of photos on Saturday morning and another set this morning and I wondered why she changed her hair. Everything else appeared to be the same aside from By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 10:09 am
Parent Pimps Backed into a corner and betrayed None of you are surprised, I’m sure, about Miley Cyrus’s maybe but not really but totally admission that she smokes pot. But, um, don’t ask me to judge her for it. Like, the act of doing it, I mean. Because... well... come on now, honestly? But we By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 02:38 pm
Miley Cyrus In defence of Miley & Liam Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are together, again, still. The two were papped at lunch yesterday in Toluca Lake. Here, let me say it: I like them together. A lot. And why? First of all I think it’s too easy now to be all like, wah wah wah, I By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 08:30 am
Miley Cyrus Miley is with Liam again What is up with my affection for teen couples? Maybe it’s because I spend so much energy hating on LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, those people, in comparison to them, it’s all relative. Like, I know Miley Cyrus is insufferable. But you can’t tell me you find By Lainey • Jun 20, 2011 07:43 am
Assy Style JailBaits & Skinny Bitches Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 03:02 am
Maple Leaf Gift giving: Nathan Fillion I receive a lot of requests for Nathan Fillion. And because he’s not a cover boy, he’s very rarely papped. It was a nice surprise then to see these shots of him, taken the other night, as he and his girlfriend were leaving dinner. Erm. I’m not By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 03:27 am
Dumbass The voice is worse than the bong It’s the top story this morning: newly 18 Miley Cyrus and a bong. Have you seen the video yet? Yes. The video. It’s here. Click. According to TMZ – somehow they obtained the video so we’re going to go with their substance analysis – Miley is smoking salvia, which By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 02:24 am
Gorgessity That Area The British Fashion Awards are happening in London tonight. Emma Roberts appears to be kind of a thing over in the UK after making a movie over there. Or she wants to be kind of a thing in the UK. Whatever. I’m coming to the point. And the point By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 08:23 am
Parent Pimps The last days of JailBait Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 09:47 am
Anne Hathaway They love Anne Hathaway Well they must, right? Because finally Saturday Night Live delivered a strong episode this weekend, probably the first strong episode of the season, with several very good skits – almost all of them were good, actually – and a great Update featuring Jay Pharoah’s killer Thanksgiving rap. That guy is a By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 02:09 am
Break Ups JailBait jealousy JailBait is just days away from no longer being JailBait. Miley Cyrus turns 18 on Tuesday. And she’s single now, having split again from Liam Hemsworth. Liam was spotted the other night leaving Las Palmas in Hollywood with a blonde who kept looking away from the camera like she By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 08:58 am
Hook Ups Miley and a King of Leon Miley Cyrus was in Madrid for the EMAs. Jared Followill was there with Kings of Leon. Apparently they went after-partyhopping together, flirting all night, and texting too. This is what I find so confusing about the young generation. They were at the same place, at the same time, and face By Lainey • Nov 09, 2010 05:32 am
Parent Pimps Please let there be a throwdown! Am inviting all kinds of calamity on my Chinese ass for this but I have to tell you, this Miley Cyrus cheating mother story is about as smutty as it gets. But hey, I’m not the one who cheated. And not with BRETT F-CKING MICHAELS!!! Us Weekly is reporting By Lainey • Nov 02, 2010 10:36 am
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus can’t video F-ck I miss Britney. Original Britney. Every time they try, they just remind us how much they’re not her. So Miley Cyrus just released another video. She canNOT video. Smiles when she’s supposed to be sultry, is sultry when a sexy smile would do, seems like she can’ By Lainey • Oct 08, 2010 06:04 am
Parent Pimps Oh no, she’s an exception Of course she is. Miley Cyrus hit up the club last night in Hollywood. She went to Voyeur, then a house party. Sounds like a familiar path. What’s the drinking age in California again? 21 right? Miley doesn’t turn 18 until next month. But that doesn’t matter. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2010 08:01 am
