Miley Cyrus I hate myself for writing this... But even Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, Miley on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, Miley isn’t bad. She gives By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 08:09 am
Miley Cyrus No, he needs something else We’ve all been watching Miley Cyrus fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 09:42 am
Parent Pimps Oscar Entitlement: Miley Cyrus It’s the lack of humility that we’ve addressed so many times before. And on grand occasions like this it’s even more pronounced. They’ve raised her with such an alarming sense of entitlement. And of course, in this town, that sense of entitlement is oftentimes unearned. In By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 05:27 am
Miley Cyrus Three times Miley Miley Cyrus will be presenting next Sunday at the Oscars. For the THIRD YEAR in a row. So there’s George Clooney who refuses to go unless he’s nominated or a returning winner/presenter and then there’s Miley who, well, let’s face it, won’t be nominated By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 11:55 am
Quiveration Can I love you again? Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 04:31 am
Parent Pimps She’s totally not having sex What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Miley meets the family Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 12:06 pm
Girlcrushes Giving back on her birthday Oh Taylor Swift. Right now you are perfect. TSwizzle turned 20 yesterday and celebrated at her family home with family, friends, her band, and the crew, baking the night before to surprise her guests, and then, oh yeah, announcing she’d made a donation of $250K to educational programs around By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 01:38 am
Royals When Miley met the Queen At the Royal Variety performance last night, Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 01:58 am
Parent Pimps Children Children wake up, hold your mistake up, before they turn the summer into dust. Songs just pop in your head suddenly. This is what popped when I saw these photos today of Sisters JailBait Miley and Noah Cyrus going through Miami airport. Miley is 17, Noah is 9. And they By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:45 am
Parent Pimps Please look like this all the time This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl. Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that. Noah was hanging out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 03:19 am
Style Microphone embellishment Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 08:30 am
Twats Miley dropped the line Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 02:48 am
Parent Pimps It’s always about Daddy Yesterday Miley Cyrus talked out of her ass about Twilight, said she’s never seen it and never will, flexing like she’s above all hormonal hysteria. Oh reeeee-leeeee? Yesterday I posted that it was not so much opinion as it was resentment and today it becomes even clearer. Thanks By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 06:56 am
Dumbass Behind Miley’s jealousy… Is the end. Or the fear of the end. Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 07:37 am
Bitch please Restrain yourself If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 04:12 am
