Maple Leaf I’m gloating You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 02:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Daddy doesn’t like the new boy Miley Cyrus abruptly shut down her Twitter this week after posting the following: “FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason” Liam is the new boyfriend and her co-star in The Last Song and shortly after that tweet, Miley's By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 10:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Scurry aside for Beyonce Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 07:38 am
Parent Pimps JailBait dance moves Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 07:19 am
Parent Pimps She totally hates them Miley Cyrus was photographed by the paps after lunch with her friend yesterday. Doesn’t she look like she hates the paps so much? They are vile, reprehensible creatures! This, you see, is the message she tried to convey on her Twitter yesterday: Being a paparatzi is the most DISGUISTING By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 05:16 am
Parent Pimps Dictionary of the Stupid Generation In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently By Lainey • Sep 18, 2009 03:14 am
Parent Pimps Miley the player Miley Cyrus and those lips were supposedly spotted with her co-star Liam Hemsworth at the airport last week. According to People.com they were kissing and dancing and nauseating everyone around them. Miley however, via her Twitter (of course!), says it’s not true: Dumb blogs. I do not have By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 05:58 am
Break Ups Miley's loveache You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how she rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 12:35 pm
Parent Pimps Miley, short shorts, a soul patch, and a pole It’s Miley Cyrus and her mashed up mouth at the Teen Choice Awards last night, all of 16, looking more like 30, and standing next to Fergie, really, it’s like they’re almost the same age. A compliment for Ferg, a shame for Miley's parents. And By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 02:18 am
Parent Pimps Children and poles That is a pole, isn’t it? And those are children, aren’t they? And the children are being OFFICIALLY photographed, right? With the permission of their parents, non? Just wanted to make sure. Teen Choice Awards are coming up this weekend. Naturally that means children like Noah Cyrus, sister By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 07:42 am
Parent Pimps JailBait Batgirl? As Gary Oldman revealed at Comic-Con, the brilliant Christopher Nolan will direct a third Batman with Christian Bale as the Dark Knight, and rumour has it Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl so badly she dressed in character for an impromptu audition, not unlike that crazy bitch Sean Young back By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 03:05 am
Parent Pimps SATC 2 – Exclusive Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 06:26 am
Parent Pimps High fashion Miley That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 09:01 am
Parent Pimps She’s been plucked She’s been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it. There’s a great line from Shakespeare in Love, a film that in hindsight gets sh-t on all the time for undeservedly taking the Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. Totally By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 02:10 am
Famewhores What’s the difference? Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 03:03 am
Cheese Break-up Tweets Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 01:43 pm
