Mischa Barton The Daily Gorgessity: Mischa Barton Total bitch. Yes. Prime candidate for eventual karma face. Yes. But also one of the loveliest looking young starlets around, from head to toe, on style and sensuality, few can beat Mischa Barton. Here she is at some polo event today in the UK – perfect per usual. A dress to By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton The Daily Tara Reid: Nicky Hilton Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Team Kiki If there’s a lesson to be learned from Tori Spelling’s homewrecking, mother slandering, and father neglecting, or from Hilary Swank’s despicable public outing of a recovering addict, it is that our Hollywood Hate Targets must be reassessed and re-plotted along the Hollywood Hate Spectrum. By putting Tori By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton: almost perfect Aside from the big ass stain that is her bitchy personality – which isn’t exactly rare in Hollywood – in my eyes, Mischa Barton is as close to perfect as it gets. Naturally beautiful, great skin, great hair, great style…and I actually kind of like the fact that she digs By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Mischa Barton: outside good, inside bad In London for the Pirates premiere the other night. Such a shame, non? That a package this gorgeous conceals a stinking rotten soul? Because Mischa Barton is undeniably beautiful. Great skin, great bone structure, great features - only she could rock this little frock and not elicit scorn. Only she By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Tara Reid: Drunkorexic I can"t take credit for coining the term. That distinction belongs to dear divine Dean at eTalk with whom I was just discussing the phenomenon a few days ago. Alright girls and gays…don"t lie. I know you know what I"m talking about. It& By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Mischa Barton: bitch bitch bitch A few weeks ago, People Magazine reported that Mischa Barton took her dog Ziggy to a Toronto veterinarian clinic where the puppy was subsequently fitted with a cute pink cast. See attached. I’ve now heard from a source at the practice that Mischa was “apparently terrible to deal with… By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Mischa Barton Team Richie strikes back The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out. But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head. She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Jessica back to normal Just three days after those suspicious black eye photos, a bruise-free Jessica turned up in LA for a pre-Golden Globes event over the weekend. Not sure what she was trying to tell us with those big ass c*ck lips but I"m still holding out for tomorrow to By Lainey • Jan 15, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Mischa & Cisco engaged??? If you’ve been keeping up with the gossip pages over the holidays, you would have heard already that Mischa Barton is rumoured to be engaged to that vile piece of human waste we call Cisco Adler. Apparently he proposed a couple of months ago in Hawaii and she accepted. By Lainey • Jan 02, 2006 07:00 am
