Movie Reviews and Previews Well colour me happy! There’s a sofa in here for two! I might still be able to quote Pretty Woman, line by line, as disturbing as it is now that I’m not 16 anymore and thinking how awesome it would be to be a prostitute given a credit card by a rich By Lainey • Apr 02, 2013 03:15 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Reese goes brown Reese Witherspoon was photographed in Tennessee with her son Tennessee, 6 months now, and husband Jim Toth over the Easter holiday. As you can see, her hair is brown now. For a movie called The Good Lie. Reese will play a woman who befriends a Sudanese refugee and assists him By Lainey • Apr 02, 2013 01:29 pm
Maple Leaf Hermione isn’t f-cking around Sarah from Cinesnark is the comedy expert around here and I haven’t asked her yet what she thinks of the new red band trailer for This Is The End but me, since I still have the sense of humour of 13 year old, obviously I’m all over it. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2013 11:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom’s skinny legs Tom Cruise and Olga Kurylenko are in Moscow promoting Oblivion, making their way across Europe, as that is where they’re hoping to make up for any possible domestic loss at the box office. SO curious about how Oblivion will perform in North America. Anyway, as you can see, Tom’ By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 12:13 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews More movie stars at the Emmys A new teaser trailer has been released for HBO’s Behind The Candelabra with Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon playing his lover Scott Thorson, directed by Steven Soderbergh. Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait to see this. May 26 in Canada and the US but By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 11:37 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan Gosling is Aggro Jealous Boyfriend? So according to Page Six, Ryan Gosling turned into Aggro Jealous Boyfriend on Friday when he was out with Eva Mendes in New York. Apparently a fashion photographer who’d recently worked with Mendes called over to her “Hey, baby!” and an eyewitness says: “Ryan completely flipped out, and it By Lainey • Apr 01, 2013 10:22 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Iron Pepper! I’ve already written a big ass essay on how much I love Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts that I’m saving to drop on your asses closer to when Iron Man 3 comes out. There’s your advance notice. So take the next few weeks working on your gag By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 11:27 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A proper Leonardo DiCaprio love scene I don’t have very high expectations for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby 3D. But that doesn’t mean I’m not seeing it. Please. I am totally seeing it. And I totally expect to be surprised. As in, oh sh-t, I was wrong, it was so good, so By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 12:36 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Hugh Jackman’s passion Is playing Wolverine. No seriously. It is. It’s his life’s work. And you know what? He’s really, really good at it. Jackman has been, even through the awfulness of X-Men 3 and the unspeakable horror of Wolverine: Origins, the perfect Wolverine. But the material was definitely going By Sarah • Mar 27, 2013 12:08 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Snow White House Down They did this last year too with Snow White, right? Mirror Mirror came out in March, just like Olympus Has Fallen, about the White House getting blitzed and Gerard Butler saving the president. Snow White And The Huntsman was released in June and same goes for White House Down, about By Lainey • Mar 27, 2013 11:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Eddie in a blue sweater Eddie Redmayne went to the theatre last night with his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe in London. This post, really, is for Jacek, who has a hard-on for Eddie Redmayne or, specifically, “Eddie Redmayne and his girlfriend”. Because after the release of Les Miserables, people are googling that all day. YES. We By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 11:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise blows up the moon They took out the moon? I just watched a new tv spot for the upcoming Oblivion and I think Morgan Freeman says they took out the moon. Has Michael Bay ever taken out the moon? Is this a Michael Bay movie? What IS this movie??? Tom Cruise’s Oblivion opens By Lainey • Mar 26, 2013 11:23 am
Dumbass Will Smith could have been Django, is a moron Will Smith’s career strategy is not a mystery. He’s spoken in the past about choosing roles because they would be blockbusters, about deliberately deciding not to pursue the kind of interesting and diverse roles like he did back in the Six Degrees of Separation days because he valued By Sarah • Mar 26, 2013 11:11 am
Bad Style His and her travel footwear Gina Carano and her boyfriend Henry Cavill arrived in Tokyo yesterday. We’re now just 10 weeks out from the Man Of Steel release. Which means they’ll be pushing Cavill out heavy soon. And still, amazingly, they haven’t forced him to not have a girlfriend. Please don’t By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 03:13 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews I thought it was a pillow fight It’s how I read this headline initially: George Clooney Starts Pillow Fight with Matt Damon Unfortunately what it actually said was: George Clooney Starts Snowball Fight with Matt Damon It’s an article on PEOPLE.com. They’re in Berlin shooting The Monuments Men. Apparently at some point during By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 02:21 pm
Media Manipulation Searching for Patrick Dempsey Remember Outbreak? Patrick Dempsey and his monkey? Brad Pitt is looking for him. This was my first thought seeing the new trailer for World War Z. Brad is Dustin Hoffman. Is he looking for Patient Zero? Does he have a multipurpose assistant like Cuba Gooding Jr? How was he a By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 10:40 am
