Music I want to go to this slumber party Shaki and RiRi are having a sleepover. I WANT TO GO TO THIS SLEEPOVER. Doesn’t matter that the song is sh-t. I’m still putting the video on repeat. There’s wall-dancing, for starters. And I shouldn’t need to give you any more reasons after that. But if By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 01:01 pm
Music Justin Timberlake: 33 and 10 Justin Timberlake celebrates his 33rd birthday today. As you know, JT was not at the Grammys on Sunday. He’s been on a break from touring the last couple of weeks but he reportedly skipped the show and declined to perform because he’s being a pissy bitch about not By Lainey • Jan 31, 2014 09:44 am
Maple Leaf JB: An outlaw in 3 territories Justin Bieber is being investigated in Los Angeles for egging his neighbour’s home. He was arrested in Miami last week for DUI and some other sh-t. He turned himself in to Toronto Police last night and was charged with assault from an incident that happened at the end of By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 10:52 am
Music Miley’s Unplugged Like I said in the open, I didn’t watch it because Justin Bieber. And since it’s MTV all the clips are geo-blocked and I can’t access my geo-block bypass software from work, F-CK! My plan last night was to kick back in bed, e-cig in one hand, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 09:57 am
Music Madonna & Miley tongues out Miley Cyrus shot her MTV Unplugged yesterday with Madonna as the special guest. They sang a mash-up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop. It will air tonight at 9pm. Am I watching? Please. I’m flying home to Vancouver on February 14 right after The Social By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 10:10 am
Smutty Surgery Katy Perry’s Beatles cape You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Did she, um, By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 03:33 pm
Music Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 08:52 am
Music JT’s Grammy pout? The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. If you By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 12:10 pm
Music Katy Perry doesn't get the votes Katy Perry performed on The X Factor in the UK this weekend. I read about it before I heard it. And they were saying her vocals were so sh-t she woulda been voted off the show. Ok so then I listened. Yes, totally sh-t. But... How is this new? When By Lainey • Dec 16, 2013 03:40 pm
Music 800,000 surfboards The numbers were just released late morning -- over 800,000 albums sold in just 3 days. Beyonce set some records. Don't ask me what records. Some kind of record. 3 days! With no promotion! Did you? I did, obviously. And happily. You know why? Value. It' By Lainey • Dec 16, 2013 03:04 pm
Music Britney Jean’s first week I read an article yesterday on the LA Times website. The title: Why isn't Britney Spears' latest album a hit? Britney Jean was released last week and came in at #4, the weakest first week of sales of her career. The article notes that the releases from By Lainey • Dec 13, 2013 01:18 pm
Music One B How does she keep her sh-t so tight? 14 new songs, 17 new videos – an entire “visual” album… and not one f-cking leak. Nothing. No press, no hype, no previews, no Justin Timberlake teasers to teasers to trailers… Just Beyonce by Beyonce. And why? Because Beyonce LOVES a mic drop. By Lainey • Dec 13, 2013 10:36 am
Music John & Katy like James and Carly? John Mayer is releasing a new single called Who You Love, a duet with girlfriend Katy Perry. They posed together for their first official portraits as cover art for the track. More photos were then posted exclusively at Vanity Fair. Shot by Mario Sorrenti (you probably know him best for By Lainey • Dec 03, 2013 09:37 am
Music Beyonce in Vancouver Beyonce played Vancouver on Saturday night. Some of these costumes are different from when I saw her in Toronto in the summer. A few people I know who were at the show say that some of her faces seemed different too. That there is a little Kanye West’s fiancée By Lainey • Dec 02, 2013 04:25 pm
Music Rihanna is everything What’s missing from Rihanna lately, have you noticed? In her videos, on her Instagram, on Twitter, on HER, around her… What is it? MEN. Instead, Rihanna is surrounded by her best friend, Melissa, a steady crew of girls, and she’s doing it for them, for herself. When she’ By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 11:14 am
Music Miley and the cat So basically she’s been f-cking with this the entire time. That crying cat is now the symbol for why I don’t worry about Miley right now. Miley is conscious. That’s not to say that she’s perfect – because she’s not, and she’s made some mistakes, By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 10:57 am
