Music Miley and the cat So basically she’s been f-cking with this the entire time. That crying cat is now the symbol for why I don’t worry about Miley right now. Miley is conscious. That’s not to say that she’s perfect – because she’s not, and she’s made some mistakes, By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 10:57 am
Music Award show love dramas Taylor Swift is always good for it. It was just a year ago that Swift and Harry Styles were making Burberry hearts at duck ponds and in the English countryside. Last night they were both winning awards and ignoring each other, as that Kardashian he may or may not be By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 10:21 am
Music I still don’t understand I went to bed not knowing what was going on with Lady Gaga and R Kelly last night. I woke up still not knowing. Was it carry-over from Saturday Night Live? A lost sketch repurposed for the AMAs? Am I jet-lagged from New York even though it’s the same By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 09:51 am
Music JLO’s best performance in years I’m not sure she was singing live. Frankly, I don’t care. She was good enough – great enough – at everything else to make me not care. JLO’s performance last night at the AMAs was everything. It had everything. It had costume. It had flair. It had HAIR. The By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 09:25 am
Music Katy Perry and the people who eat with sticks I’m not writing an entire essay on why Katy Perry’s performance at the AMAs sucked. There are academics who will and have already. My job as a gossip blogger is to point out that she is a f-cking idiot, following Dean’s example – click here to read his By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 09:01 am
Music Justin Timberlake does accents now Is he? Did he just…? No. No he isn’t. He can’t be. He wouldn’t. Of course he would. Justin Timberlake thinks he can do anything. Justin Timberlake tried on a Bajan accent last night while accepting his award while reminding people that he can’t be “genre-d” By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 08:37 am
Music Intro for November 25, 2013 Dear Gossips, I thought the American Music Awards would be boring. I was wrong. The American Music Awards induced rage (mostly thanks to Katy Perry and Justin Timberlake), euphoria (I love you, Rihanna), and an acid trip (is Barack Obama cheating on Michelle Obama with Lady Gaga – what!?). All that By Lainey • Nov 25, 2013 08:01 am
Music When in Amsterdam… This is what you do. But on stage? Sure. If you’re Miley Cyrus. I mean, OF COURSE. After all, she’s following in a long tradition of artists who aim to shock and hijack. This, for years and years and years, was Madonna’s blonde ambition. It’s only By Lainey • Nov 11, 2013 08:55 am
Music The Pinnacle of Taylor Swift Taylor Swift was nominated for several awards last night. And while she was not named Best Female Artist, she did receive the Country Music Association’s Pinnacle Award, an honour that has only been bestowed once before – to Garth Brooks. She’s 23 years old. This is HUGE. How huge? By Lainey • Nov 07, 2013 10:47 am
Maple Leaf Lunged me back to life Here are the Canadians who’ve been representing Canada on the world stage lately: Rob Ford and Justin Bieber Is it our finest moment? Or our lowest moment? Debatable. There is however a Canadian whose representation of Canada is never debatable. Celine Dion is ALWAYS AMAZING. Celine was in London By Lainey • Nov 06, 2013 10:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Annie Lennox and her girls Have I mentioned how much I love her? Maybe not. I’m sorry. I f-cking LOVE Annie Lennox. No More I Love Yous is one my favourite songs forever. Annie was at the Music Industry Trust Awards in London last night. With her two daughters Lola and Tali. This is By Lainey • Nov 05, 2013 03:14 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Britney’s Perfume It’s her new song. It’s the first new song in a long time that isn’t a dance track. Which, even though I don’t love it, and I certainly don’t feel about it the way I feel about Everytime, is a refreshing change. For the last By Lainey • Nov 04, 2013 04:32 pm
Music Lady Gaga’s costume clothing If every outfit is a costume, is it still a costume or is it just her clothes? Lady Gaga is in London. No one actually knows if she dressed up for Halloween. Or maybe she’s playing Madonna playing Evita on an imaginary trip to Japan? I actually like the By Lainey • Oct 31, 2013 05:22 pm
Music A Scrub is Guy Who Thinks He’s Fly We all have our flavour of celebrity couple nostalgia: Johnny and Kate, Johnny and Winona, Brad and Gwyneth, JLo and Ben. One of my all-time favourites: Usher and Chilli. What? It’s the perfect combination of pop music, drama, and music videos. I have always loved TLC and judging by By Maria • Oct 22, 2013 01:31 pm
Music Lady Gaga: Top Gun & John Hughes Lady Gaga just released her new single Do What U Want, featuring R Kelly. There was a photo that accompanied her announcement on Twitter. It’s of her ass. Which is glorious. As for the song… LOVE it. I’ve attached it below. What does it remind you of? I’ By Lainey • Oct 21, 2013 02:39 pm
Douchebags Robin Thicke like Justin Timberlake Usually it’s the other way around – JT sounds like RT, JT’s sound is RT’s sound, etc. This time, it’s Robin Thicke doing the Justin Timberlake. Thicke’s interview with Oprah Winfrey airs this weekend. PEOPLE.com has posted a preview clip featuring him addressing the Miley By Lainey • Oct 10, 2013 10:03 am