Movie Reviews and Previews TIFF Review: Jake G in Demolition Jake Gyllenhaal has been on a TREMENDOUS run these last few years, throwing down ace performance after ace performance, including a Hall of Fame-level Cinematic Weirdo in Nightcrawler’s Lou Bloom. In Jean-Marc Vallee’s Demolition he offers another take on the Cinematic Weirdo, this time starring as Davis, a By Sarah • Sep 11, 2015 03:34 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s zippered black dress This might be one of the best black dresses of the year. There’s something about a front zipper when I wear one that always makes me feel like I’m getting extra contained. And it’s so flattering the way it becomes an inverted V between the legs. Also By Lainey • Sep 09, 2015 11:55 am
Style Naomi Watts: defending the middle part Naomi Watts in Paris for Armani Prive. Her hair. Freshly lightened? Or does it just seem that way because she’s wearing white? Whatever the reason it looks incredible. Am also obsessed with how it’s been styled. You know what the difference is? The middle part. Before we start By Lainey • Jul 08, 2015 11:15 am
Cannes 2015 Cannes Opening Oscars Three recent Oscar winners were at the Palais tonight for the opening of the Cannes Film Festival: Lupita Nyong’o Natalie Portman Julianne Moore What do you wear on a Cannes carpet? Think of it like the Oscars… tweaked Euro. There is no such thing as too much. So Julianne’ By Lainey • May 13, 2015 03:42 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Road Trip Health Hi Hayley, In May I will begin something that I have dreamed of for a long time– a road trip across the States and then up to Canada. Having lost my mother this past year due to a horribly long bout of mouth cancer, I’ve decided enough is enough, By Hayley • Mar 26, 2015 10:26 am
Oscars 2015 Benedict’s Oscar kisses Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter hit up the Vanity Fair party after the show. And maybe the photographer there asked for a kiss. And maybe Benedict obliged. And decided he would kiss AND close his eyes at the same time. Not a move I generally endorse. This is doesn’t By Lainey • Feb 23, 2015 08:23 am
Oscars 2015 Naomi Watts: Club Girl at the Oscars This was a polarising look at the etalk Oscars viewing party. Half the room hated it. Half the room loved it. I was on the pro side… But I can see the point of the con side. It’s a dress for the Club Girl. This is how you dress By Lainey • Feb 23, 2015 05:54 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s 2 white dresses She stepped out twice last night, both times in white. I’m into the pockets on the shorter dress but the long one is more my jam. Love the way it falls. Love how elegant it is but also comfortable. She can move in it, no problem. By Lainey • Feb 18, 2015 12:02 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Smutty Roundup: More for Jake, none for Joaquin, and Naomi pre-Globes Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed walking his dog in New York yesterday. Today he was nominated for a BAFTA for his performance in Nightcrawler. So that’s Golden Globe, SAG, Critics Choice, and now BAFTA. He just has one left. Jake's co-star and rumoured girlfriend, Ruth Wilson, is also By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 03:36 pm
Quiveration Jake & Naomi, Jake & Lucy But no Jake & Rachel…at least not yet. A thoughtful Jake Gyllenhaal was working on Demolition at Coney Island yesterday shooting some scenes on his own before frolicking on the beach with co-star Naomi Watts. God he is handsome. And even though I know f-ck all about superheroes, I By Lainey • Oct 07, 2014 10:37 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s birthday white Whatever this dress is, I have to have it. Anything that has a built-in cape? And cut like this with that collar? Please. CAPE MY LIFE. CAPE MY LIFE!!!! By Lainey • Sep 29, 2014 11:43 am
Quiveration Handsome Jake eats alone Jake Gyllenhaal looked very handsome shooting a new film called Demolition at JFK airport in New York today. Jakey plays an investment banker so, I imagine, the wardrobe calls for no thick facial hair and really good clothes: a beautiful sweater, great pants, good shoes… Mostly though, I just like By Lainey • Sep 24, 2014 03:58 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Everybody's TIFF best friend Mark Ruffalo, of course. Popular among celebrities and civilians. The niceness combination of him and Channing Tatum almost makes up for how sh-tty their peers often are. By Lainey • Sep 07, 2014 02:04 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Post workout protein options Hi Hayley, I was wondering if you could recommended a protein powder. I do spin class 3x/week and TRX 2x/week and I don't get to eat anything until I'm at work which is at least 1hr after working out. I'd like to By Hayley • May 08, 2014 11:11 am
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Constipation I am going to talk about something that Lainey likes to bring up all the time but has never been talked about here on Smutty Fitness. Poop. As a runner and a cyclist, I understand that what is happening down there is very important and diet can play a major By Hayley • Apr 03, 2014 11:08 am
BFFs Naomi Watts and… The caption for these photos told me that Naomi Watts went out for lunch with Tia Carrere yesterday. And I was really, really excited. Because…random! And Tia Carrere! Then I actually looked at the pictures. This is what Tia Carrere actually looks like. Here’s a shot of her By Lainey • Feb 20, 2014 10:10 am
