Quiveration Brothers Darren and I went to see it last night. We were stuck behind two losers who would not stop kissing. And not even like hot kissing. They would hug with their eyes closed. Sick f-ckers. At one point Darren counted 23 kisses in 45 seconds. When he had to let By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 06:03 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Natalie & Tobey, no Jakey At the Brothers premiere in New York last night… Notably absent: Jake Gyllenhaal. They will be pushing Tobey hard for his performance in this movie during awards season. Perhaps scaling back Jakey’s involvement is strategic. There’s been very little buzz so far about Brothers but momentum is starting By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 11:43 am
Kate Winslet Emma rethinks Emma Thompson put her name on that petition. You know the one. The one that so many of them signed in support of Roman Polanski. SO MANY. And among them so many of our favourites. Like Emma Thompson. But now an update, thanks to Elizabeth for sending the link. Apparently By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 04:18 am
Gorgessity Double Freebie Gorgessity Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 03:48 am
Girlcrushes Natalie by day and night There’s Shelfy…and then there’s Natalie. Jessica Biel has always referred to the “Top Tier”, a club to which she does not belong that, of course, includes Natalie Portman on a short list of young actors constantly presented with the most prestigious parts. Biel has blamed her exclusion By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 03:59 am
Problem Pants She wasn’t in my dream But he was. I dreamt of Jake Gyllenhaal last night. Nothing dirty. In fact, I can’t remember exactly what we were doing. But he was very handsome and only appeared from the waist up. Then I woke up this morning to these photos of Jakey and Reese Witherspoon hand By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 03:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jakey’s beefy but not serious Too muscle man for my taste here…but EW.com has the first official photo of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia, Disney’s highly anticipated big blockbuster next summer – by the time it’s released in 2010 it’ll be 2 years since filming. Which might be why they’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 06:39 am
Famewhores They both needed it As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 11:06 am
Girlcrushes Nobu and well On the day that MJ and Farrah Fawcett both passed, a series of celebrity hoax deaths made the rounds on the internet. So f-cking dumbass, right? Anyway Natalie Portman was one of them. Natalie, obviously, is fine. And was out last night in London with some friends, enjoying a 3 By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 02:55 am
Natalie Portman New York but Paris first Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 12:15 pm
Gorgessity His #1 and my #1 Natalie Portman tops my husband’s Freebie 5. James Franco is #1 for me. And now the two of them will star in a movie together called Your Highness. In a weird, twisted, imaginary, not at all realistic way, it’s like we brought them together. And if they are By Lainey • May 29, 2009 01:42 pm
Natalie Portman Who knew? That Joseph Gordon Levitt had this underneath his clothes? Penis duel with Michael Cera, he wins this battle non? Don’t think Michael Cera hits the gym. Obviously Joseph Gordon Levitt has been working out. On the set of Hesher with Natalie Portman, shooting a scene in which they both By Lainey • May 20, 2009 03:22 am
Faux Gossip No Penn for Portman Good. There were alarming reports that originated from Star Magazine about them making out, Natalie Portman and Sean Penn and in an uncharacteristic move, Portman has released a statement telling Extra that: "Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:45 pm
Twats How long before they break up? If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 06:28 am
Assy Style Cute workout gear is very important I didn’t always think this way. I just put on whatever. I mean it’s the gym. It’s not a fashion show. And this is still true. But at the same time, a flattering pair of running pants or a tank can certainly motivate, get you working harder, By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 11:02 am
Quiveration If I’m Natalie Portman… And Ryan Gosling keeps texting me, it’s not even a decision. Automatic molecular reaction. I’m there. Sure…she’s Natalie Portman. She has options. I get it. But is there a better option than Ryan Gosling? Um. No. And please… Don’t say Robert Pattinson. Ryan Gosling > By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:30 am
