Natalie Portman Et tu, Natalie? Perhaps it’s the flu. The flu is going around, non? Or perhaps she too has bought into the Hollywood standard – that sense of entitlement that transcends etiquette and good manners. With a few exceptions, of course, celebrities are almost never on time. And while on occasion they could be By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 03:44 am
Natalie Portman The Prude & The Harlot The Other Boleyn Girl is due out in 2 weeks – new issue of W Magazine features Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson on the cover quivering your loins. Both of them together? I totally would. During the interview, Scarjo and Nat address their public images – Natalie is the “prude”, and Scarlett By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 02:39 am
Natalie Portman Another Perpetrator of the Worst Pose Rachel Bilson said recently in Playboy that she would never pose nude. Thing is, posing nude just might be better than posing on all fours. It is the cheesiest pose ever. Ever. Check out Rachel on the cover and in the pages of the new GQ – total gorgessity but that By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Natalie Portman The Other Boleyn Girl: The Trailer It was slated for a December release, at the height of awards contention, the junkets were actually scheduled for around right now…but then about a month ago, The Other Boleyn Girl disappeared off the circuit, yanked by the studio with no explanation, and slotted instead for a February release By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 03:34 am
Natalie Portman Portman Pink > Rossum Pink But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Natalie Portman Boleyn Sucks? At Book Club last night, we actually talked about heading to see it together - the film adaptation of a book we read and discussed a couple of years ago called The Other Boleyn Girl starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. Boleyn was supposed to be an Oscar contender, with By Lainey • Oct 23, 2007 05:04 am
Natalie Portman Still Maybe Gaybe Natalie Portman showing off a killer pair of legs last night at a special screening with Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. Don’t love the hair but with her face, what does it matter? So last week I posted this article about Natalie and her new boyfriend Nathan Bogle holding By Lainey • Sep 26, 2007 04:32 am
Natalie Portman Her Perfect Match? As far as the crazy spectrum goes, Natalie Portman fans aren’t quite as demented as the Brangelunatics but perhaps a little less depressed as the McGoslings. They are however particularly mental about Gael Garcia Bernal. Apparently, in their eyes, she deserves better. Is Nathan Bogle better? Well he’s By Lainey • Sep 07, 2007 03:48 am
Colin Farrell Drug Free...really??? Some exclusive dirt on Hollywood Ebola. Last week – a photo shoot spanning a few days at her house for German GQ and her own clothing line (WTF??? – more on that later). Apparently she has huge, huge, huge portraits of herself hanging from the walls. For the most part, am told By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Natalie Portman Jessica & Jessica: MTV Battle of the "Actresses" Two tv girls trying to be taken for thespians, on some kind of delusional Oscar hunt, who sadly can’t accept that they will NEVER be Natalie Portman. As such, both are swallowing their sexpots, their true selves suppressed for a pipe dream. The result? In the end, who the By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Kirsten Dunst Portman & Samberg? If true… me likey, but you can never be sure with Natalie Portman because she would prefer you believe the fraud so as to not risk exposing what’s real. According to Us Weekly, Natalie is now dating Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg with whom she worked on her By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Natalie Portman Bare, Sexy, and Principled I love her. Natalie Portman in NYC last night at a cultural event honouring Bjork, wearing a super sexy dress, virtually no makeup, and a pair of forgettable shoes. BUT – as someone recently explained to me, she won’t wear leather and so, given the more limited range, totally forgivable, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Fighting Her Place Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani The Standard #2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
