LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Nicky Hilton's wedding dress She’s getting married today in England. To a Rothschild. This is a Valentino wedding dress. I quite like it. Can a beautiful wedding dress class up a not-all-that-classy girl? PS. The train almost got caught under a Bentley. Not a Honda Civic. A Bentley. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2015 02:54 pm
Kate Bosworth Intro for April 13, 2015 Dear Gossips, It was a stacked weekend. The Masters, the Olivier Awards, the Movie Awards, the Avengers junket, and, most importantly, the season 5 premiere of Game Of Thrones… A great first episode, non? As reintroductions go, it was a tidy one. And suggestive. Deliciously suggestive. Having now seen the By Lainey • Apr 13, 2015 08:02 am
Ebola Victims If you hate Terry Richardson… And many of you do as you’re disgusted by his photos and how he depicts his subjects, you won’t mind these pictures at all, even though Ebola Paris Hilton is in them. Richardson has allowed himself to be infected by Hollywood Ebola. It’s all over him. It’ By Lainey • Oct 17, 2013 03:55 pm
Ebola Victims Entourage Killer in Australia Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:37 am
Nicky Hilton The Disciples of Ebola Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton A Photo Opp Reunion Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Liar… please!!! Hollywood Ebola with Larry King – the most anticlimactic hour long interview, like, ever. Except of course when she tried to fellate him right off the top…that was enjoyable. And then the lies – the lies about drugs, the lies about the Bible. Good for a few chuckles but only just By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton No Wonder Coincidence or conspiracy? Janice Min declares a ban on Paris Hilton, People Magazine whips out its new cover: an exclusive with Hollywood Ebola complete with photo shoot and interview. So now People Magazine is the prophet for the new Paris Hilton? If you are a subscriber to the magazine, you By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola and The Geriatric Probably a result of public disappointment, for fear of backlash and ridicule, NBC killed its plan to pay Hollywood Ebola a million dollars for her first post-prison interview. Barbara Walters, that senile old bag, in a moment of lucidity, also rejected the opportunity, likely bombarded over the last two weeks By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Thick as Thieves Barbara Walters was presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. And guess who made an appearance? Kathy and Nicky Hilton. Coincidence or conspiracy? Esteemed journalist or senile cow with media favours at the ready for anyone rich enough to afford her friendship? Old Bag… please!!! Even By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Intro for Jun 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, So they’ve finally removed Paris Hilton from that cushy little room at the infirmary and transferred her back to Lynnwood where she’ll likely serve out the remainder of her sentence in solitary, on a hard little bed hopefully with her head beside a festering toilet. Our By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Senile, see? With Rosie gone, Barbara Walters has apparently resorted to befriending Paris Hilton for ratings, not only eager to defend her but very open to the idea of having Hollywood Ebola host the show. Can you imagine? Can you imagine what Rosie would have done? Can you imagine if Rosie was By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Paris Power and the Playhouse Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky to the Rescue? Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Virus Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Return Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Said it before By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
