Style Lainey’s GG Best Dressed: Nicole Kidman Put Nicole in a room with Madonna (and Jessica Lange) every time and her face actually starts to move. Even Third Lip wasn’t so third lippy last night. But that Versace was her best in a long, long time. You know why? It gave her an hourglass. Nicole is By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 04:31 pm
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
Style Nicole the night before If this is what Nicole Kidman chose for the night before the CMA Awards, well I can’t wait to see what happens tonight for the event proper because her Stella McCartney for the BMI Country Awards Tuesday evening in Nashville would have worked for a main event. She is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:29 am
Media Manipulation Playing injured Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made their way through LAX on Friday presumably for Nashville, where the CMA Awards are happening on November 9th. Keith is nominated for Entertainer of the Year which I’m told he’s desperate to win, and he was supposed to be performing but his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 10:23 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator By Sarah • Nov 07, 2011 10:14 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Granny Freeze and The Family Fang Have you read Kevin Wilson’s The Family Fang? I finished it a few weeks ago. It is hilariously imagined, hysterical in parts, and uncomfortably disturbing throughout: the Fangs are already a reality; you can see it on TV. And worse still, though perhaps that’s the point, people can’ By Lainey • Oct 28, 2011 11:24 am
Famewhores Will you be reviewing Trespass? Trespass is a movie directed by Joel Schumacher starring Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman. It will be released (straight) to DVD next Tuesday November 1. As we know, Cage needs the money. So he kinda has to say yes to whatever’s out there. Nicole Kidman, she’s not poor. By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 04:42 pm
Smutty Surgery Weird stripe, faces that don’t move, hot Brit host This is, so far, what the US version of The X Factor is for me. The judges and the host are featured on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. First thing I fixated on was that weird blonde stripe that seems to be running up Simon Cowell’s head. Is By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 09:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews What’s up with Trespass? It’s a movie starring Oscar winners Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman directed by Joel Schumacher. Something about a rich family getting trapped in their home by thieves and going postal on the gangsters in retaliation. Have you seen the poster? It’s AWFUL. And the tagline? When terror is By Lainey • Aug 19, 2011 08:59 am
Keith Urban Granny is blonde and her husband is angry Nicole Kidman was photographed yesterday on the New Orleans set of The Paperboy with John Cusack who plays a death row inmate. Gran plays a freak ass woman who writes love letters to him. And Matthew McConaughey and Zac Efron Cusack are trying to save him. Interestingly enough, Sofia Vergara By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 04:15 am
BFFs Granny: Royals & Rupert Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman didn’t look great at the BAFTA Gala the other night with Will & Kate. I wonder if it’s been too long between forehead shots and fillers. And that little piece of fringe that kept coming loose off her side part was such an awkward By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 02:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A long way to go get your Granny Keith Urban arrived in Sydney on July 4th. At least that’s how the photo agency has dated the pictures. They’re the ones of him in a grey shirt and jeans. Today, July 6th, Urban was photographed at the airport with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and their two children By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 03:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Comparing the Kidmans Granny Freeze has returned home to Australia to introduce baby Faith Margaret to her family. It’ll be a big week of celebrations. Her wedding anniversary is coming up and her birthday and also Sunday Rose’s too. Her sister Antonia is also back in town for the reunion. Antonia By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 05:07 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze goes GOOP too! Woah! Gwyneth Paltrow going online and tweeting and whosaying and facebooking is one thing. But Gran? Franny Freeze Nicole Kidman? This is... A new world. It’s like... it’s like the ones who were once most superior and inaccessible... it’s like they’re all trying to, gulp, reach By Lainey • Jun 07, 2011 12:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Two babies, Three Lips Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban travelled through LAX yesterday each holding a baby. I totally forgot about Faith Margaret who came to them via gestational carrier! They dropped her on us right at award season and then pulled it back low key. In fact, Gran herself By Lainey • May 25, 2011 06:17 am
