Smutty Surgery Third Lip gets animated Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night in Nashville. She’s always treated like royalty at these events. And she sat like royalty too, in her prime seat, applauding the performances like they were specifically performed her, very regal in her gold dress, and By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 04:00 am
Keith Urban Third Lip plays golf My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze goes for a hike Gran is in Hawaii shooting Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. This weekend she went for a hike with her staff and Sunday Rose strapped to her back. From this distance, without perfect resolution on the pictures, and therefore no zoom on Third Lip, it’s By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 03:35 am
Jennifer Aniston Granny Freeze joins Jennifer Aniston In Hawaii on the set of Just Go With It. They were apparently rehearsing their hula scene. These shots were taken from quite a distance. And goddamn I can STILL see the sh-t she’s done to her face. It’s an interesting career move for Nicole Kidman. She changed By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 04:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:59 am
Jennifer Aniston Career highs for some, career lows for others It depends who it is. Heidi Montag butchered her face and body. Her reward? Montag excitedly tweeted about it the other day. She’s landed a cameo in a movie. And not just any movie. It’s a JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE. Title: Just Go With It. With Adam Sandler and By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 05:03 am
Style Granny skipped this year For the high expectations they had for Nine, it was kinda sad that Penelope Cruz had to go it at the Oscars virtually alone. With Javier, yes, but oftentimes nominees travel in packs and operate like teams. Pene had no teammates. She was the only one singled out. So this By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 09:44 am
Exclusives Granny and the belugas It was a quick trip to Vancouver. After attending the ice dance competition on Monday night and witnessing Virtue & Moir’s historic win, Nicole Kidman took Keith Urban to the Vancouver Aquarium to hang out with the fish. Accompanied by six security, a three fleet motorcade, and their own By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 04:14 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Ice Dance There’s a joke in there somewhere. It’s not hard to find. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have come to Vancouver for the Olympic experience. They had lunch at Market by Jean-Georges at the Shangri-La yesterday afternoon before hitting up the Ice Dance Final at Pacific Coliseum. Guests of By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 02:02 am
Smutty Surgery Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:05 am
Exclusives Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:11 am
Keith Urban Granny gets down! Before the Golden Globes, on Saturday night, there was a dinner in LA as part of Australia Week 2010 in honour Simon Baker. Granny Freeze turned up with Keith Urban and they serenaded the man of the hour. No, she can’t dance for sh-t. But Nicole Kidman finally lets By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 08:40 am
Style Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:00 am
Girlcrushes Nine nominees Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 05:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 05:07 am
Famewhores Third Lip family photos Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:18 am
