Baby and Bump Obsession Cindy gives back Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 03:45 am
Twilight Vampires vs Granny Freeze The real test is next weekend. Because everyone who desperately needed to see Twilight would have seen it already. So can its momentum be sustained? Considering it took $30 million to make and another $30 million to market, the film’s $70+ million total to date isn’t all that By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 01:57 pm
Famewhores Was Granny a mistake? Australia opens this week and the reviews are ranging from “not bad” to “good” which means it isn’t the worst, but it also isn’t the best. Hugh Jackman however is receiving most of the accolades. Praised unanimously for his performance and energy and the anchor of the story. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 05:30 am
Famewhores Sexy and the Senior Sexy Hugh Jackman escorted his senior citizen co-star Granny Freeze to the photo call and premiere of Australia today in Australia. As you can see, he’s as dashing as ever. And she, while stately and elegant, looks like she’s 60 despite the flawless skin. Nicole Kidman thinks herself By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnancy perfect How’s this for un-taupe pregnancy style? Naomi Watts, who seems like she’s been pregnant forever, in New York yesterday looking like she’s pretty ready. Naomi’s alleged bestie Granny Kidman was in New York earlier this week and there are rumours that Gran didn’t bother to By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 02:26 am
Frauds Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:36 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh and the Old Lady Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 04:29 am
Frauds Granny in labour, Granny undressed People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 03:07 am
Famewhores Reading Granny’s Diary In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 08:28 am
Courteney Cox Courteney Cougar Bitch She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 05:50 am
Nicole Kidman Marion > Granny Freeze This is Marion Cotillard leaving Cipriani in London last night where she’s been working on Nine alongside Kate Hudson, Pene Cruz, Fergie, and of course, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, among others. Word is this may not be Marion’s only project with the Gran. The two could potentially work By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 03:12 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:57 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Smutty Surgery They all just “try” it Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:28 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
