Frauds Granny in labour, Granny undressed People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 03:07 am
Famewhores Reading Granny’s Diary In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 08:28 am
Courteney Cox Courteney Cougar Bitch She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 05:50 am
Nicole Kidman Marion > Granny Freeze This is Marion Cotillard leaving Cipriani in London last night where she’s been working on Nine alongside Kate Hudson, Pene Cruz, Fergie, and of course, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, among others. Word is this may not be Marion’s only project with the Gran. The two could potentially work By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 03:12 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:57 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Smutty Surgery They all just “try” it Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:28 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
Famewhores Granny Contradictory Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, her face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like her much better with straight hair. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:21 am
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
Frauds Granny Hip Hop Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from Tom Cruise…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 09:46 am
Kate Hudson Girl Bonding Multigenerational girl bonding last night in London at Cipriani. The ladies of Nine went out for dinner: Kate Hudson, Fergie, my Marion Cotillard, even Dame Judi Dench… and holding court – none other than the legendary Sophia Loren! Look at her! Still so magnificent! Missing cast members from the evening gossip By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 08:37 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Cate in the water The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - the 2nd trailer has been released featuring more of a stunning redheaded Cate Blanchett, glimpses of a love scene between her and Brad, and the two of them in the water so beautifully shot it's not hard to understand why the By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 03:09 am
Frauds How Gran conceived Granny Freeze revealed in an interview with The Australian Women's Weekly that she conceived Sunday Rose after wading around in the waters of a small town in the Outback called Kununurra. "Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 03:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ten Sunday Roses Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 09:50 am
