Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Best Emmy Ruffles: Brooke Shields On live tv it was spectacular. Even more so because Brooke Shields is not a weak woman. Not physically at least. Brooke is not a waif. She looks strong but not herm. Feminine but not tarty. And pretty but not frozen. Brooke Shields is younger than Nicole Kidman. Two years. By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:25 am
Frauds Granny on Sunday My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off. Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 02:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom in NY by day, by night Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns! Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 03:31 am
Keith Urban Hubby Freeze! Forgot one thing in the list up above in the opening cut: VMAs, TIFF, Fashion Week…and NFL Week 1. To celebrate the kick-off of the season, Usher, Natasha Bedingfield, and Keith Urban were trotted out for the media yesterday. Really? Usher? But let’s not remind him again that By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 03:39 am
Douchebags Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Needless By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 07:05 am
Famewhores Granny Biker Chic Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:16 am
Famewhores Granny’s Failed Sunday Stealth The Queen of Australia, Nicole Kidman, has brought her princess home to meet her subjects. The Daily Telegraph was able to capture photo and video of Granny Freeze exiting a private plane. Click here to see. But this is the best… According to the paper, Gran and Keith went to By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 08:08 am
Nicole Kidman The Desirable Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is supposed to play some kind of hot socialite in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming epic Australia…so in other words, it’s like the Matrix. A suspension of disbelief. I can do that. A few stills have been released from the film scheduled to premiere in November. Baz By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 05:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Anti-Freeze Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 03:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Goes to Yoga Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 02:03 am
Frauds Angie is fatter than Granny The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:08 am
Famewhores Granny had a baby? When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:39 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Intro for Jul 16, 2008 Dear Gossips, A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring? Word is, By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:23 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Push Present Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 03:04 am
