Smutty Surgery They all just “try” it Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:28 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
Famewhores Granny Contradictory Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, her face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like her much better with straight hair. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:21 am
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
Frauds Granny Hip Hop Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from Tom Cruise…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 09:46 am
Kate Hudson Girl Bonding Multigenerational girl bonding last night in London at Cipriani. The ladies of Nine went out for dinner: Kate Hudson, Fergie, my Marion Cotillard, even Dame Judi Dench… and holding court – none other than the legendary Sophia Loren! Look at her! Still so magnificent! Missing cast members from the evening gossip By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 08:37 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Cate in the water The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - the 2nd trailer has been released featuring more of a stunning redheaded Cate Blanchett, glimpses of a love scene between her and Brad, and the two of them in the water so beautifully shot it's not hard to understand why the By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 03:09 am
Frauds How Gran conceived Granny Freeze revealed in an interview with The Australian Women's Weekly that she conceived Sunday Rose after wading around in the waters of a small town in the Outback called Kununurra. "Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 03:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ten Sunday Roses Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 09:50 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Best Emmy Ruffles: Brooke Shields On live tv it was spectacular. Even more so because Brooke Shields is not a weak woman. Not physically at least. Brooke is not a waif. She looks strong but not herm. Feminine but not tarty. And pretty but not frozen. Brooke Shields is younger than Nicole Kidman. Two years. By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:25 am
Frauds Granny on Sunday My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off. Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 02:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom in NY by day, by night Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns! Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 03:31 am
Keith Urban Hubby Freeze! Forgot one thing in the list up above in the opening cut: VMAs, TIFF, Fashion Week…and NFL Week 1. To celebrate the kick-off of the season, Usher, Natasha Bedingfield, and Keith Urban were trotted out for the media yesterday. Really? Usher? But let’s not remind him again that By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 03:39 am
Douchebags Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Needless By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 07:05 am
