Baby and Bump Obsession The Anti-Freeze Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 03:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Goes to Yoga Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 02:03 am
Frauds Angie is fatter than Granny The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:08 am
Famewhores Granny had a baby? When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:39 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Intro for Jul 16, 2008 Dear Gossips, A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring? Word is, By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 02:23 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Push Present Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:27 am
Frauds Granny Freeze in Vogue Nicole Kidman on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 09:13 am
Frauds Gran on the Runway? Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:12 am
Frauds Granny Freeze: Fitness Never Stops Granny Freeze has not let herprosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 04:23 am
Frauds Granny Freeze Kisses for the Cameras Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband caught in an affectionate moment the other day in Nashville. Photographers taking this picture also mentioned that she dropped in for a routine visit at the hospital. Funny how the most private moments of Gran’s life, even down to her honeymoon, seem By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:55 am
Smutty Surgery Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:52 am
Frauds Granny Freeze Conspiracy Theories She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile By Lainey • May 28, 2008 08:20 am
Famewhores Shelfy Stomps Her Feet Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:43 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze beaten by the bitch-beating fan??? Is it possible that Nicole Kidman’s frozen face is too much, even for Karl Lagerfeld? You know… if Le Karl thinks it’s too extreme, it MUST be too extreme. Did you know that there are actually Nicole Kidman fans out there who believe her when she says she’ By Lainey • May 05, 2008 05:44 am
