Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:08 am
Smutty Surgery Granny at the Game As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What Happened to the First & Second? Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Grows… a Little. I think? Last night at the CMT Awards, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looked beautiful. Seriously beautiful. Like a statue or an artifact polished and presented, like any inanimate work of art, stunningly beautiful without the blush of life. Here’s Gran with Keith basking in her expectant glow, slightly, I think, bigger By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny’s Best Friend Granny Freeze had lunch with Naomi Watts yesterday in Australia and surprise! The paps found her and we have pics! Word is, Naomi didn’t seem too happy about that. And why not? Because Naomi Watts does not create photo opps. Granny Nic on the other hand can’t live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze Pregnancy Pants Flynetonline.com grabbed a few shots of Granny’s ass boarding a plane. All the outlets are putting her at 5 months pregnant. Still the debate about whether or not she’s really pregnant rages on. Since I’m surrounded by child bearing friends, it is my understanding that most By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:23 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze to LA Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s By Lainey • Mar 20, 2008 05:42 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze Bat Attack! Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 05:16 pm
Smutty Surgery Nicole Kidman, StepMother? A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Maybe this is the By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 05:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Reading with the Second Coming This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo. As you can see, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 09:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Predictable Granny Freeze Remember these photos from the other day? Flynet catching Granny Freeze looking ancient with a receding hairline and a little bump? Remember the rumour about the bump? Hate to gloat but I said at the time – she’d find a way to “prove” her pregnancy. And indeed she did! Nicole By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 04:25 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze & the receding hairline Bet your Botox these were NOT staged… for a change. Hee. And when Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wakes up this morning to find these rare UNSANCTIONED images taken by Flynet of her released worldwide depicting an alarmingly receding hairline and a bump that never seems to grow, suffice to say By Lainey • Mar 02, 2008 11:58 pm
Keith Urban Worst Oscar Knocked Up: Granny Freeze Yeah so this whole doting wife, delicate flower sh*t is getting as old as her face. Look at them! Look at Gran and her man getting all emotional on us on the carpet – because posing in front of hundreds of screaming journalists and fans is exactly the place to By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 02:03 am
Keith Urban Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Granny Freeze: Longest Pregnancy Ever Remember when Katie Holmes was pregnant with Little Sci and all those conspiracy theories kept flying back and forth because of her oddly morphing bump and everyone was all suspicious that she’d had the baby already, accusing the GMD of trying to screw with conception dates and due dates By Lainey • Feb 20, 2008 02:10 am
Nicole Kidman Katie Goes to The Oscars No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
