Katie Holmes Tom Cruise: Presenting Katie Holmes OK the photo alone is ridiculous enough but watching it is even funnier. Somewhere out there I hope Vanity Fair releases for public consumption their own video feed from the event – f*cking hilarious. In the meantime, I’ll try to explain it as best I can. As you can By Lainey • Feb 27, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Best Bond I’m sorry…been a little slow on the draw today – still haven’t slept, still wrapping up today’s show for eTalk, and have just been assigned to one more day in LA. Perhaps I’ll run into Orly again at the crack of dawn in the Roosevelt lobby? By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Nicole Kidman: Oscar ready! Fully frozen with her dutiful husband/employee stationed at her side, Nicole Kidman is ready for the big night and her big showdown with both Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz. Of course Nicole and Keith, being the ultra private couple that they are, of course they had to go out By Lainey • Feb 25, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Sidney, Julia, George, Brad, Russell, and Nicole Julia Roberts is like Grey’s Anatomy for me. Bitch grates on my last nerve but I can’t. I can’t seem to look away. And every time she laughs, every time she honks, every time that mouth opens and those equine teeth go flying I’m like – please By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Oscar EX Carpet My Gwyneth is going to the Oscars! My Gwyneth! And Jennifer Lopez too! Two Ben Affleck exes on the same carpet at the time... Awkward. Love.It. Also an abundance of ex Tom Cruise beards too. Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, the RoboBride on his arm...makes for some interesting PR By Lainey • Feb 20, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Bond at the Oscars Many of you have him on your Freebie Five - to me he looks better in a tux than he does in a pair of wet shorts. And chances are…he’ll be wearing a tux on Oscar night. Announced yesterday, Daniel Craig joins Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, and Reese By Lainey • Feb 09, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: Granny Goes for Walk Ironic, non? All that Freeze and she still ends up looking old. Perhaps older than she would have done if she had left that sh-t alone. But here’s Nic with her trainer keeping it slim and trim – she has a great ass doesn’t she? – if far from fresh By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Good News for Naomi? Usually loathe to jump into any pregnancy speculation at the drop of a hat but this one smells right. And it smells good. Naomi at an event on Friday wearing a very loose fitting dress and poppin’ up an impressive abundance of cleavage – from a girl who is normally modestly By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Worst Old: Renee Zellweger Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Best New Eater: Ellen Pompeo So there’s a little bit of Nicole Kidman Freeze goin’ on around the face…so what? The point is she looks like she’s been eating…maybe not much but definitely not nothing and doesn’t that stand for something? Ellen Pompeo, I believe this is Versace, and a By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Keri Russell Naomi Watts: The Kidman Alternative At the Penfolds Australia event the other day in LA and NOT Down Under as reported earlier re: Isla Fisher - thanks to the kind reader who alerted me, am writing remotely so I don’t have your email handy. Big fan of Naomi though not of the dress – for By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith Nicole Kidman: birthing the Pitts A largely forgotten fact – it was Nicole who was originally slated to play opposite Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith. She dropped out, Angie stepped, Smut Supernova…the Gossip Couple of our Time. As such, we owe Ms Kidman some gratitude. And perhaps sympathy too? Now that her famewhore By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt The Two Kidmans There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Halle Berry Halle Berry Bump Analysis New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Kidman & Bond inspired by the Pitts? Is it just me or does this new photoshoot for W remind you of the Pitts’ infamous “dysfunctional family” spread last year? Something about the seductive yet sinister feel of the images? Maybe it’s just me. So here she is, airbrushed but totally gorgeous and sexy as all hell, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Ageless Demi In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
