Halle Berry Halle Berry Bump Analysis New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Kidman & Bond inspired by the Pitts? Is it just me or does this new photoshoot for W remind you of the Pitts’ infamous “dysfunctional family” spread last year? Something about the seductive yet sinister feel of the images? Maybe it’s just me. So here she is, airbrushed but totally gorgeous and sexy as all hell, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Ageless Demi In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John Rachel & Bing? Most random rumour of the week: Steve Bing, father of Liz Hurley’s little Damien, the same loser who accused her of slutting and refused to acknowledge parental claims without a paternity test even though they were CLEARLY together, and yes, the same billionaire tool who couldn’t make it By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Becoming Nicole Kidman Is it just me? Or is Renee looking more and more like Nicole every day? The Freeze Face, the baby smooth, ultra shine forehead, the milky complexion, the WONDERFUL chest-protruding posture…sure there’s a 10 inch difference but still, the similarities are there, aren’t they? Maybe it’ By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs to By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: The Golden Age New stills from the movie, her second effort at Elizabeth – yet another sure Oscar nomination, on her way to becoming a legend, not unlike Judi Dench who secures a nomination for so much as sneezing in a film. And it really is a golden age for actresses when you think By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Svelte & Sour for Miss Potter Lovely and thin but positively sour-faced at the London premiere of Miss Potter on Sunday – perhaps because Harvey Weinstein is reportedly focusing much of his energies securing an Oscar nod for his new favourite Sienna Miller instead of a horse that has won for him in the past? If By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: The Beautiful Freeze at Happy Feet Fresh from a chemical peel no doubt, she does look remarkably……. Scrubbed…don’t you think? I don’t love the hair, nor do I love the office manager black slacks but I do love Nicole’s face, in spite of the injections and the Botox and Goddess knows whatever By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole and the New Idea Check out these scans from an Australian magazine called New Idea – exclusive photos of Keith Urban at Betty Ford with a few other patients and enjoying some personal time with his wife. Quite intimate, non? In’it amazing the pappies were able to get so close? And still no recent By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban The Daily Puppet: Keith Urban Kenny Chesney took home Entertainer of the Year honours at the CMA Awards last night – well deserved according to everyone in Nashville and not exactly a surprise. As one of my sources said to me last week, “The only way Keith wins it is if SHE buys it for him By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston: the humble entourage A ten person police escort out of LAX? Click here and see for yourself via TMZ - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos. Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in advance By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Katie sells, the GMD suppresses Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole: the new photo op, the missing wife Although everything you’re reading right now in the weeklies points to Nicole Kidman as a woman behind her man, my sources in Nashville are telling a very different story. Rumour has it, Nicole was allegedly not at his side when he when he entered rehab and according to local By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Defending Demi"s Knees In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. 40 might be the new 30 but it By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
