Elton John Rachel & Bing? Most random rumour of the week: Steve Bing, father of Liz Hurley’s little Damien, the same loser who accused her of slutting and refused to acknowledge parental claims without a paternity test even though they were CLEARLY together, and yes, the same billionaire tool who couldn’t make it By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Becoming Nicole Kidman Is it just me? Or is Renee looking more and more like Nicole every day? The Freeze Face, the baby smooth, ultra shine forehead, the milky complexion, the WONDERFUL chest-protruding posture…sure there’s a 10 inch difference but still, the similarities are there, aren’t they? Maybe it’s By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never happened. By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: The Golden Age New stills from the movie, her second effort at Elizabeth – yet another sure Oscar nomination, on her way to becoming a legend, not unlike Judi Dench who secures a nomination for so much as sneezing in a film. And it really is a golden age for actresses when you think By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Svelte & Sour for Miss Potter Lovely and thin but positively sour-faced at the London premiere of Miss Potter on Sunday – perhaps because Harvey Weinstein is reportedly focusing much of his energies securing an Oscar nod for his new favourite Sienna Miller instead of a horse that has won for him in the past? If so, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: The Beautiful Freeze at Happy Feet Fresh from a chemical peel no doubt, she does look remarkably……. Scrubbed…don’t you think? I don’t love the hair, nor do I love the office manager black slacks but I do love Nicole’s face, in spite of the injections and the Botox and Goddess knows whatever By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole and the New Idea Check out these scans from an Australian magazine called New Idea – exclusive photos of Keith Urban at Betty Ford with a few other patients and enjoying some personal time with his wife. Quite intimate, non? In’it amazing the pappies were able to get so close? And still no recent By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban The Daily Puppet: Keith Urban Kenny Chesney took home Entertainer of the Year honours at the CMA Awards last night – well deserved according to everyone in Nashville and not exactly a surprise. As one of my sources said to me last week, “The only way Keith wins it is if SHE buys it for him By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston: the humble entourage A ten person police escort out of LAX? Click here and see for yourself via TMZ - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos. Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Katie sells, the GMD suppresses Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole: the new photo op, the missing wife Although everything you’re reading right now in the weeklies points to Nicole Kidman as a woman behind her man, my sources in Nashville are telling a very different story. Rumour has it, Nicole was allegedly not at his side when he when he entered rehab and according to local By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Defending Demi"s Knees In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. 40 might be the new 30 but By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The UNSympathetic Kidman??? No one in Nashville has seen her and even though her new image will likely be again the poor victim, Defamer is reporting that Extra has have video footage of Nicole Kidman going to a movie with a girlfriend at the Arclight on Sunday...just 2 days after Keith Urban By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban: Rehab and the Rumours In case you haven"t heard Keith Urban has announced he"s checked into rehab, just one week after the National Enquirer broke the story that he cheated on Nicole Kidman with a porn star 3 months before they were married. His statement was as follows: "I By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
