Mary Kate Olsen Plain Ashley and what MK eats The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 06:47 am
Hollywood Closet Mr & Mrs Androgen Tom Cruise and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:45 am
Cheese GOOP Had dinner with the girls recently… Julie is pregnant, Erin is a doula, and she suggested that before the baby comes, we all get together for some kind of chick bond. Something about feeling and sharing. I asked her if she wanted me to bring my spirit drum to ring By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:10 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Real Gwyneth So as you know, Gwyneth appears on Oprah tomorrow (Wednesday) with Mario Batali to promote their food show Spain…On The Road Again. Shot last year, 13 cities, eating and drinking across Spain… that was their job. Bitches. Of course Gwyneth talks to Opes about her body and her diet By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 02:33 pm
Eva Longoria ELP > SJP? What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:40 am
Hollywood Closet Tom Cruise: it’s not fake with KatE! KatE, KatE, KatE… over and over again it’s KatE. With an E. Not Katie. Katie’s not included. But KatE is The One. As you know, Tom Cruise’s interview with the Almighty Oprah airs today. In all fairness, even though what he didn’t say about Scientology will By Lainey • May 02, 2008 07:24 am
Oprah Winfrey The Truth & The Mighty Opes Remember when James Frey dared to f&ck with the Almighty Opes? Remember the wrath she rained down on his embellishing ass when she found out his book was a work of fiction rather than a memoir? I don’t agree with what James Frey did (I repeat…he By Lainey • May 01, 2008 08:49 am
Tom Cruise The Mighty Opes Forgives Xenu It all went downhill for Tom Cruise after Oprah. After he fist pumped his way to crazy and dragged that poor child out onto the stage with him. Since then, he and the Mighty Opes have endured a period of estrangement. She, realising the public backlash against his strange behaviour, By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 01:45 pm
Frauds Her Favourite Thing Love Hollywood dichotomies. Sunday night, Oprah’s Big Give finale, Jennifer Aniston was the special guest. I didn’t watch but am told it was pure Oprah-style hysteria: MiniVan Majority members fainting in the aisles, people clapping until they cried and crying until they clapped. Jen apparently made some kind By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:18 pm
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is Pregnant Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t? By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:29 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Dog Smut The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 08:35 am
Brad Pitt Le Second Avènement The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer on a house in Provence. Valued at $20 million, By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 04:12 am
Drew Barrymore Drew Gives A million dollars!!! Drew appeared on the Mighty Opes today – everyone thought it would be an engagement announcement – as part of Oprah’s Big Give series challenging her lambs to do what they can to help those less fortunate. Drew has designated her donation to the World Food Programme providing By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 07:46 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Targets Oscar She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 05:55 am
Britney Spears The Wrath of Mighty Opes It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 03:21 am
Denzel Washington Denzel and Long Leather Oprah When Oprah likes you…No, when Oprah LOVES you…she throws her full might behind whatever it is that you’re selling, leading her lambs to your project and guaranteeing smash hit success. Just ask Jessica Seinfeld. This weekend it was Barack Obama. Last night it was Denzel Washington at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 05:09 am
