Orlando Bloom Orly Man on a Bike The manliest elf in Hollywood booted around New York yesterday on his bike, dropping off girlfriend and model Miranda Kerr. But In Touch reported that she and Orlando Bloom were bust? As usual, In Touch is full of ass. Clearly, Orly and Miranda are fine. And still all over each By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:34 am
Hook Ups Orly Kerr in Australia Has a nice ring to it, non? Was there anyone who believed the OK Magazine cover story about Jennifer Aniston dating Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom? Please. As you know, Orly has been involved with Australian model Miranda Kerr for the last few months and the two have been much more By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:08 pm
Hook Ups Three Whisker Charity Case The tabloids keep trying – they keep trying to mash up Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom. OK! has now slapped their “romance” on its cover with a story inside about how they were like “two heat seeking missiles” at Eva Longoria’s party. Something about Jen giving Orlando the By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 03:48 am
Hook Ups Wishful Gossip It would indeed be perfect… but unfortunately probably full of sh*t. Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom found themselves at Eva Longoria’s restaurant opening the other night talking very closely as Jen suggestively looked at him with her best bedroom eyes…never By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 03:47 am
Kate Hudson Three Whiskers at the BAFTAs Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has been laying low of late – no new projects confirmed, scrambling to find some new direction with his career beyond the teenybop. Good luck with that, honey. Word is he and Kate Hudson were seen with their heads together at one point – not making out but By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Kate Bosworth Heartbreak is the New Blow Kate Bosworth is currently fronting an ad campaign for Calvin Klein Jeans and will be on the cover of the new issue of Vogue as part of a press push for her new film 21, co-starring the quiverating sex machine Jim Burgess. In the article, Kate addresses her break up By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:15 am
Orlando Bloom A Three Whiskered Atonement We believe in getting our fortunes told. When I was 19, on a lark, I had my palm read by a shady lady who was still studying the art. She sent chills down my spine when all she told me was: Do more charity work. Do more charity work. This By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Heath Ledger Kate Hudson, player All over it. If a boy can enjoy multiple canoodles, why not a girl? Since breaking Owen Wilson’s heart, Kate Hudson has flirted with Pipsqueak, beguiled Dax Shepard – poor thing actually thought he could keep her – and ditched Orlando Bloom for Heath Ledger… Do you love it, or do By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 12:54 am
Orlando Bloom Ugly Sexy > Three Whiskers There’s poster boy pretty and then there’s just plain style… and while Adrien Brody may not be on the surface your typical garden variety quiveration, there is something about a man who looks a little off the beaten path, who you know can capture you from the first By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Three Whiskers Gets Off Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 09:07 am
Kate Bosworth Beautiful BlowSkin Kate Bosworth here at the Elle Magazine Women in Hollywood event last night. Such a gorgeous girl, all over what she’s wearing…and her unbelievable skin. What beautiful flawless skin…which brings up a question that has always confounded (TOTALLY unrelated and not at all dripping with sarcasm of By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 06:15 am
Jessica Simpson Why Three Whiskers Was Rushing? Orly Bloom tried to flee the scene yesterday after his car accident. Never mind that his passengers were injured and ended up being taken to hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to book it… until the paps warned him he’d have his ass skinned if he pulled By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Orlando Bloom A Loopy Three Whiskers So Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night. One person suffered non-life threatening injuries – at press time he is still at hospital waiting for his female friend to be released. BEFORE the accident however, Orly was acting all kindsa bizarre. He was seen leaving Green Door, a By Lainey • Oct 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston No After Sex Crying Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 03:54 am
Jennifer Aniston On the beach with Three Whiskers? No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is By Lainey • Oct 01, 2007 03:15 am
Orlando Bloom Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas - By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 11:53 am
