Pamela Anderson The Nominee at Nobu A Canadian among the best actresses… now this, Canada, this is what we should celebrate. Instead of Pamela Anderson. It’s sad though, isn’t it? That more Canadians have seen Pammy fellate Tommy than have seen Juno? For those who have seen Juno however I’m sure by now By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 04:08 am
Kid Rock The Pride of Canada Keeps Us Proud Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October - Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’ By Lainey • Jan 18, 2008 01:32 am
Kid Rock Pam is Fertile Some people like Granny Freeze and Halle too, they try forever to get pregnant. Want desperately to get pregnant. And should get pregnant. But oftentimes can’t. And then there’s white trash. White Trash is prolific. White Trash progeny is everywhere. White Trash Pam and Britney and the rest By Lainey • Jan 10, 2008 01:05 am
Pamela Anderson Pam Comes Home Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 09:34 pm
Pamela Anderson Two Months Pam Anderson filed for divorce on Friday from Rick Salomon just after telling the world they f&ck all the time and that she’s the happiest she’s ever been. I can’t imagine anyone is surprised. Even less shocking – she’s also requested spousal support. And she By Lainey • Dec 17, 2007 06:55 am
Pamela Anderson Pam & Rick: take two How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2007 07:00 pm
Pamela Anderson You Can Keep Her! Pamela Anderson gave an interview to USA Today recently dishing on her career prospects and her personal life. According to Pam, she’s super in demand, with producers literally throwing themselves at her for work that she keeps having to turn down. "I get offers to do movies and By Lainey • Nov 29, 2007 05:18 am
Kid Rock Hollywood Fluid Exchange This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Pamela Anderson Silicone & Denim Style recipe for long lasting love: Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Vegas wearing – shocker!!! – not a white bikini but a white denim Valentino dress. All class, baby… all class. This is, of course, Pam’s third time down the aisle. And her third time down the aisle By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 05:40 am
Pamela Anderson Three White Bikinis Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – they’ve applied for a marriage license, will have one year to make it official but x17online.com is claiming they actually did it this weekend. TMZ.com says they didn’t. Meanwhile this is the most press Rick’s had since getting infected by By Lainey • Sep 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Pam’s Proud Moment Pam’s romantic resumé is all class. Her two ex-husbands, seated a few tables apart, apparently could not stop taunting each other. Needless to say, because all white trash confrontations end in a scrap, they ended up coming to blows, with Kid decking Tommy hard before security stepped in to By Lainey • Sep 10, 2007 01:24 am
Ashlee Simpson Defined by Men Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves. But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl"s girls can relate to. Because while she may be a girly girl, she By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Chelsea at Mahiki! My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Hugh Grant Sharing Swag at Cannes We shot a segment the other day at the 2007 Cannes Gifting Lounge at the Carlton. Among items offered to celebrities: luxury trips to Tahiti, the Caribbean, and Kenya and the opportunity to adopt an elephant. Forty elephants were adopted by the company sponsoring, baby elephants were then gifted to By Lainey • May 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Simpson The Star of Cannes It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her sh-t ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote the By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlie Sheen More People Hate Denise? Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the By Lainey • Mar 28, 2007 08:00 am
