Parent Pimps Timothee Chalamet LIVING at the Oscars My favourite thing about Timothee Chalamet this awards season has been how much of a fanboy he is. I’ve written before about how much I love that he gets excited for his fave artists like the rest of us commoners would. He gushed about Frank Ocean to Frank Ocean By Kathleen • Mar 05, 2018 06:24 am
Parent Pimps Silas Is Already Useful A few years ago, Kevin Jonas announced the birth of his daughter via a sponsored tweet. Since then, there’ve been several pee-stick announcements sponsored by pregnancy tests. Basically, there is no shame in the parental pimp game anymore. Is sponsorship even tacky anymore? Is there any part of pregnancy By Maria • Apr 16, 2015 02:56 pm
Parent Pimps Racism by Justin Bieber A video surfaced of Justin Bieber using the n-word this weekend in a candid moment that was recorded several years ago, when he was 15. TMZ claims that they had access to it four years ago but decided not to post it because he was so young back then and, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 10:47 am
Parent Pimps Intro for February 26, 2014 Dear Gossips, And we’ve moved into the next phase of the Celebrity Civil War – with Entertainment Tonight, PEOPLE, and JustJared declaring a “ban” on photos of celebrity children, except of course for the “sanctioned” ones, one faction of Celebrity (those who don’t pimp their kids for their career) By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 09:00 am
Parent Pimps PEOPLE Magazine Grows A Pair (Sort of) Yes we are still talking about Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard – ironic considering that they want more privacy, no? Kristen is still aggressively tweeting media outlets with the #pedorazzi hashtag, because I guess encouraging your followers to incessantly tweet accounts that aren’t engaging back isn’t a form of By Maria • Feb 25, 2014 01:31 pm
Parent Pimps Heads up Kristen Bell: Corporate sponsoring the birth The oldest Jonas’s wife had a child yesterday. He was live-tweeting the labour and then told his followers to follow the Dreft Twitter account for the official sponsored birth announcement…!!!!! Look! The logo is on the photo! Dreft is a laundry detergent for baby clothes. I mean… It’s By Lainey • Feb 03, 2014 11:50 am
Parent Pimps Halle Berry & Jennifer Garner vs the paparazzi Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner appeared before the Assembly Judiciary Committee hearing in Sacramento yesterday to urge lawmakers to pass tougher legislation against paparazzi when they’re taking pictures of celebrity children. Garner in particular became very emotional when discussing how her kids are harassed by photographers. Understandable. It’s By Lainey • Aug 14, 2013 12:15 pm
Parent Pimps Cyrus Family Portrait What does this one look like to you? Let’s not forget that Miley was calling out her dad on Twitter as recently as earlier this summer. And that nothing happens in a bubble, especially online. And that Noah Cyrus, age 13 and two thirds has been purportedly wanting a By Duana • Aug 12, 2013 01:15 pm
Parent Pimps Do Beliebers Read? I went on Amazon to check if there was a “books by parents of celebrities” section – no dice. But really there could be: Jaid Barrymore (mom of Drew), Lynne Spears (mom of Britney), Debbie Nelson (mom of Eminem), Nancy Aniston (mom of Jennifer) and Kit Culkin (father of Macaulay). I’ By Maria • Jul 26, 2013 10:29 am
Parent Pimps Willow Smith’s English accent summer fling I am officially an old crusty c-nt. Because …I mean… I can’t with this. Can.NOT. How do we do when we’re dealing with a 12 year old? No one wants to be unkind to a 12 year old. Not even Alec Baldwin? OK, maybe Alec Baldwin. But By Lainey • Jul 09, 2013 03:03 pm
Parent Pimps Courtney and Frances Forever The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. I’ve been obsessed with the By Maria • May 31, 2013 10:21 am
Parent Pimps Will and Jaden like patterns (Last night I emailed Duana about the Will & Jaden Smith Vulture interview. I heard from her an hour later: OH MY GOD. Like I'm not even through it and I only woke up because Libby barked and I checked email on phone and could not even get By Duana • May 29, 2013 11:25 am
Parent Pimps Ok, Jaden It’s really hard to write about Jaden Smith. Here he is in Cancun, doing press for After Earth, the movie he made with his dad Will. Jaden is 14 and it’s obviously not fair to judge Very Young Hollywood by the same standards I feel so completely free By Dean • Apr 24, 2013 02:25 pm
Parent Pimps Porny props up her baby Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 12:17 pm
Douchebags Justin Bieber’s not pouty in Spain Justin Bieber is now in Spain. He performed in Madrid last night. This is a different face than the one we saw for a couple of weeks in England where he celebrated his 19th birthday by taking his shirt off, arguing with club owners over age restrictions, collapsing on stage, By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 12:48 pm
Douchebags You must Believe...and then Delete Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 12:46 pm
