Parent Pimps More famous than ever I stopped by the supermarket yesterday and while I was waiting in line to pay Porny’s Pants were everywhere. Almost every cover. There’s Porny in her high waisted atrocity, one breast fighting the other breast underneath that black tank, more famous than she’s been in years. Years. By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 03:39 am
Parent Pimps Abs, abs, abs Damn. Abs. Britney. She's been steering clear of the paps for weeks - a very smart strategy. Because the less we see of her, the hungrier we get, the hungrier we are for the tour. It's back to Disney-style control, see? Team Britney is now controlling By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 06:07 am
Parent Pimps Remember when… That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Robert Pattinson was not included. And Twilight super losers probably believe it’s an even bigger snub than Springsteen for Best Song. Seriously, I have the hardest By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 05:19 am
Parent Pimps Calling out the family pimp Britney Spears introduced her “tour team” on her website yesterday. As previously reported, Jamie King has replaced Wade Robson and a new choreography team is on board too. Meanwhile her former manager Johnny Wright spoke very candidly about the new Chicken Fried tour – Circus has moved ahead at an alarming By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:01 am
Parent Pimps Interview with the eternal victim Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 04:54 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Tour > Babies The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Which means that By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 03:29 am
Parent Pimps Double date with dad and God JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp! I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?” Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 11:54 am
Clown A Lohan Holiday Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Then she compared herself to By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:30 am
Parent Pimps Cheese Grits are expensive Mentioned yesterday that Britney was, according to the paps, supposedly auditioning a new choreographer which would have meant that she’s dumped Wade Robson from the Circus tour. Yes and no. Wade Robson is indeed no longer on the team. But Jamie King didn’t have to audition for the By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:15 am
Parent Pimps The real star of the movie Last night at the premiere of the Day the Earth Stood Still – Keanu Reeves walked the carpet, spoke with the press, quietly promoted his movie. And then Will Smith and family came along and owned the rest. Will’s son Jaden stars alongside Keanu and Jennifer Connelly. Didn’t see By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 01:53 am
Douchebags Low classy Beat-Me Mouth JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 08:14 am
Parent Pimps JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 05:18 am
Parent Pimps What She Knows vs What She Is When Duana guest posted during our trip to London, she wrote this article about the way they’re selling Britney – the same way they’ve sold her from the beginning. Cutesy and Disneyfied, sweetie pie voice, big smiles, and her head always tilted to the side attempting to evoke innocence By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 01:33 am
Parent Pimps JailBait CakeFace Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 03:01 am
Parent Pimps What Britney wants After a hospital scare the other day, Britney was in much better spirits yesterday with her family and her booboos at an alligator farm in Louisiana, enjoying some down time before hitting the road hard to promote Circus which drops on December 2nd, her birthday. But is that what she By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 03:25 am
