Parent Pimps The “chic and healthy” mom reads the WSJ It’s only lunch. Try not to roll your eyes so hard you have to go home. Here’s Jessica Alba on the morning show circuit in New York. She’s promoting her new book The Honest Life, evidently a companion to her company, The Honest Company -- green for By Lainey • Mar 12, 2013 12:44 pm
Douchebags Don’t focus on the positive Duana says kill their dreams. Me, I say forget about following your dreams. During a recent interview with The Globe & Mail about success and achievement, I noted how dumb it was that “follow your dreams” is dispensed as advice more often than “work hard”. That makes sense though, right? By Lainey • Mar 05, 2013 12:04 pm
Parent Pimps Prince Michael, correspondent The first son of the late Michael Jackson, Prince Michael, is now a correspondent for Entertainment Tonight. He’s 16 years old. His first interview will be with the cast of Oz: The Great And Powerful. For Entertainment Tonight, it’s an obvious stunt-hire. And, well, it’s gross, non? By Lainey • Feb 20, 2013 09:52 am
Parent Pimps The Day of (a Mother’s) Love It was quite a tame Valentine’s Day, celebrity-wise. Jessica took Jackpot Johnson out for a spin, Goop showed us the joy of cooking for one and apparently Brad gifted Angie with breath mints. So when in doubt, turn to the mothers. Vanessa Minnillo shared a page from her private By Maria • Feb 15, 2013 12:36 pm
Twats How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 11:25 am
Parent Pimps Ashlee Simpson, Lucky Star This is Ashlee Simpson’s video for her song Bat For A Heart which looks to me like a millennial version of Madonna’s Lucky Star. She says “f-ck” and it’s supposed to be hardcore. How many different things has Ashlee Simpson tried to be? And is it unfair By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 11:21 am
Parent Pimps #cuttingforbieber Justin Bieber was caught with what looks like a blunt and now his people are all trying to blame Lil Twist for being a bad influence. (Source) Why is it that when Justin Bieber does something generally perceived as “positive”, no one else gets credit for it? It’s a By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 03:35 pm
Parent Pimps Romeo Beckham for Burberry Not even 10 years ago, the Beckhams were blamed, in part, for lowering the prestige of the Burberry brand -- they were associated with the “chav”-ness of the label and, rumour has it, for a while there, Mrs Beckham in particular, was banned from wearing it. Click here for By Lainey • Dec 17, 2012 02:28 pm
Parent Pimps When you to go to Justin Bieber’s house This is the sh-t that really, REALLY makes me crazy. Like, when did they introduce new rules? People my age didn’t get the update. Is it true that when someone comes to your house now you don’t have to show them respect? You remember that incident with Justin By Lainey • Dec 14, 2012 11:43 am
Parent Pimps Gwen & Jessica: Phone Moms Do you let your kid play with your phone? I do, and it’s become so bad that last night he hid my iPhone in his toy box. He’s sent texts, has called people and erased apps, and gotten it so wet it had to be replaced. All my By Maria • Nov 16, 2012 04:05 pm
Twats Liars and their denials Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina By Lainey • Oct 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Twats Liars taping liars TMZ has released audio of a hysterical Lindsay Lohan calling up her father Michael last night during that scrap with her mother. WHY IS HE TAPING THEIR CONVERSATIONS? Here’s what is said: Dina appeared to be on cocaine. Dina took 40 grand from Lindsay to keep her house. Dina By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:23 pm
Twats Another proud night for the family of dickheads Lindsay and Dina Lohan scrapped last night. They were at a club at 4am. On their way home to Long Island they started slapping each other. Lindsay has a cut on her leg and her ma broke her bracelet. The cops were called on a domestic. No one was arrested. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 12:03 pm
Parent Pimps The New York Times Fangirls Maude Apatow A few hours after my post on Maude Apatow went up on Friday (click here if you missed it), The New York Times posted a story on her: “She’s 14, Going on 140 Characters.” The article is supremely annoying (as these types of articles in the Times can be) By Maria • Aug 27, 2012 11:00 am
Parent Pimps The Family Apatow There’s a marked difference, to me, between a child star and a child actor. Miley Cyrus was a child star, Dakota Fanning was a child actor who became famous. I would count Maude and Iris Apatow in the child actor column because they only appear in their dad Judd’ By Maria • Aug 24, 2012 02:12 pm
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed “Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a By Lainey • May 28, 2012 11:19 am
