Break Ups Bieber cracks? Justin Bieber has pretty much owned the world the last 2 years. And through it all, including what amounted to a bogus paternity claim, Team Bieber has never wavered - not a stumble, not a break in stride, not a crack in the facade. But it happens to all of By Lainey • May 28, 2012 10:34 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried needs her breaks It was the first day of auditions for X Factor yesterday with judge Britney Spears. TMZ reported that she lost her sh-t over a contestant singing Hold It Against Me and took off, leaving the other 3 on the panel to continue during her “break”. Britney’s people insist that By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:43 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Zombie Judge How do you walk away from $15 million? The thing is, it’s not like Britney Spears has never seen $15 million. She should have $15 million several times over by now. The problem is that it’s never enough. Even when she can barely function without pharmaceutical assistance, and By Lainey • May 15, 2012 11:30 am
Famewhores Did You Survive Celebrity Mother’s Day? (Lainey: How was your Mother’s Day? Mother’s Day belongs to Hollywood now. Does it feel like Mother’s Day is being taken over by celebrities and their babies? None of the writers usually featured on this site have babies. So... meet Maria. Maria is a friend. She is By Maria • May 14, 2012 10:40 am
Parent Pimps Look familiar? And where’s Blake? Chloe Moretz stopped by Letterman yesterday before the Hick screening last night in New York. Some of these expressions, and that turn of her body, does it remind you of someone? I swear in a couple of these thumbnails I thought it was Lindsay Lohan 2006. The style experts are By Lainey • May 04, 2012 01:47 pm
Parent Pimps Evaluating Simpson’s baby shower Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 10:37 am
Famewhores Jessica Alba vs GOOP Oh look. Another celebrity is about to become an author. Because we need MORE books, right? Ask Fran Lebowitz: “There are too many books, the books are terrible, and it’s because you have been taught to have self-esteem.” God that is such a great quote. And note too - By Lainey • Mar 20, 2012 10:07 am
Parent Pimps Willow Smith is sad Willow Smith has been feeling sh-tty. And she`s sharing it on Twitter: Sometimes... Life sucks This day has been horrific... #wishlifewaseasy I am regular person.... For forget that... Nobody has a PICTURE PERFECT life... I am still just a child... Not surprisingly, everyone is now assuming that her melancholy By Lainey • Feb 28, 2012 01:27 pm
Parent Pimps Cindy pulls back Cindy Crawford’s daughter modelled in an ad for Versace Kids. Click here for a refresher. Now Cindy says she’s pulling back on the business. Here’s her explanation: “At this point, she’s too young to pursue a career. There aren’t even a handful of jobs for By Lainey • Feb 17, 2012 01:55 pm
Parent Pimps Tom’s humourless child I read an article a couple of weeks ago (thanks Anna Maria) about Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney that’s interesting on its own merit - click to see - but here’s the part that’s germane to this site: For some reason, (Mitt Romney) has always reminded me By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 03:47 pm
Parent Pimps In a hurry ...at 10 Couple weeks ago I wrote in relation to Chloe Moretz that she’s always in a hurry. That she can’t wait. It’s a teenage compulsion, right? You’re never old enough to do and be x,y,z. Being young and rushing will never go away. To me By Lainey • Jan 19, 2012 10:01 am
Parent Pimps You can do anything! It was my favourite sketch on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe. If you’ve been reading my column for a while, this is probably no surprise. One of the running themes is the abuse of Special . You are seeing the consequences of that all over By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:33 am
Parent Pimps Backed into a corner and betrayed None of you are surprised, I’m sure, about Miley Cyrus’s maybe but not really but totally admission that she smokes pot. But, um, don’t ask me to judge her for it. Like, the act of doing it, I mean. Because... well... come on now, honestly? But we By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 02:38 pm
Famewhores Mega Preg There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here: Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 10:45 am
Girly Throw Downs A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 11:28 am
Parent Pimps 3% That’s the rating for Taylor Lautner’s Abduction on Rotten Tomatoes. 3%! I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go lower than 5. I mean, I’m sure there are films who’ve scored less, and I’m sure you’ll know-it-all all over my inbox to By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 05:35 pm
