Nicky Hilton No Wonder Coincidence or conspiracy? Janice Min declares a ban on Paris Hilton, People Magazine whips out its new cover: an exclusive with Hollywood Ebola complete with photo shoot and interview. So now People Magazine is the prophet for the new Paris Hilton? If you are a subscriber to the magazine, you By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton The Magazine Wars: Luring the MiniVan Majority Clever clever Janice Min. Likely finding out a couple of days ago that People had scooped them on the Ebola exclusive, Us Weekly is firing back with an issue specifically geared towards People’s subscriber base: The MiniVan Majority. The MiniVan Majority, threatened (and rightly so) by skanks like Paris By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Ray-Ban Exclusive Giveaway! Travelling is hard on blogging. I appreciate your continued support of the site and can’t tell you enough how grateful I am that you come back every day. As such, to make up for yesterday’s smutlessness, a new giveaway just in time for Summer. Need sunglasses? Old school By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola and The Geriatric Probably a result of public disappointment, for fear of backlash and ridicule, NBC killed its plan to pay Hollywood Ebola a million dollars for her first post-prison interview. Barbara Walters, that senile old bag, in a moment of lucidity, also rejected the opportunity, likely bombarded over the last two weeks By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Daily Bitch... Please! Nicole Richie is fighting for her right to get high and drive the wrong way on a freeway. TMZ is reporting that she will plead not guilty to try to avoid prison time for her DUI – her 2nd. If convicted, Nicole will spend a measly 5 days behind bars – significantly By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Stacy Ann Ferguson The MuchMusic Video Awards A block party/awards show – the MMVAs in my hometown Toronto last night, a long standing summer staple and they never ever disappoint. Shocker of shockers, Avril was almost tolerable, making it through the event without putting up her middle finger or spitting – can you believe it? And then came By Lainey • Jun 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Sympathy Skank – CAUTION LEWD! “Stable” condition? Oh please. So Hollywood Ebola has ADD and is claustrophobic. The way they’re talking it’s like none of the other inmates have suffered any worse. But still it warrants VIP treatment and coddling, conveniently from some power player who may or may not have received financial By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Intro for Jun 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, So they’ve finally removed Paris Hilton from that cushy little room at the infirmary and transferred her back to Lynnwood where she’ll likely serve out the remainder of her sentence in solitary, on a hard little bed hopefully with her head beside a festering toilet. Our By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Senile, see? With Rosie gone, Barbara Walters has apparently resorted to befriending Paris Hilton for ratings, not only eager to defend her but very open to the idea of having Hollywood Ebola host the show. Can you imagine? Can you imagine what Rosie would have done? Can you imagine if Rosie was By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Poor Jen the Victim Again You thought the Pity Era was over, didn’t you? The crying, the ocean-shouting, the bring-your-own-hanky Pilates parties full of self discovery and “closure… you thought we had moved on, right? Unfortunately for Jennifer Aniston, Pity is a constant state of mind. And so it goes again, Pity when her By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Faith Hill The Smut Soiree Roots Giveaway!!! Warning: Shameless self promotion – suffer through it though and you’ll get to the contest. With just over a week’s notice, the girls of The Society pulled off a blast as always and with help from Perrier-Jouet for the champagne and of course the lovely Raymond at the Roots By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Paris Power and the Playhouse Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky to the Rescue? Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Virus Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Rocky My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Return Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Said it before By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
