Twats He wasn't spreading it well The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 01:13 pm
Douchebags Punk Ass gay and single? Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:44 am
Twats amfAR Ebola Check out this set of photos of Ebola and her new boyfriend at amfAR last night. Oooops! I dropped my bracelet! It was like, a total accident! It was on my…and now its…oh wait...he's not picking it up for me! But I’m such a By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:11 am
Ebola Victims Desperate Ebola in Cannes The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’ By Lainey • May 21, 2009 08:33 am
Girlcrushes Chelsea Handler vs Ebola I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 08:53 am
Ebola Victims The International Singer-Songwriter It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 04:48 am
Ebola Victims Pattinson can’t shake Ebola See? Once you let it in the door, once her black hole vagina gets its tentacles latched, it won’t let go until there’s nothing left. Robert Pattinson is in for a world of hurt. As reported earlier – click here for a refresher – Rob spent an hour at a By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 01:30 pm
Ebola Victims Robert Pattinson…infected? Hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. Way back I told you so, back in November according to my sources Ebola was hunting Edward Cullen. And it was inevitable, the more time spent in LA, the greater risk of infection. It’s official: Robert Pattinson By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:37 am
Ebola Victims Oscar Ebola Victim: Mickey Rourke Loki could not save Mickey. Oh Loki. You saw it coming, didn’t you? Last Monday in New York, Mickey Rourke stumbles into Butter and it happens to be Ebola Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Instead of leaving, he sits down and celebrates with her… and suddenly his beloved dog By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:53 am
Ebola Victims Goodbye Loki Oh Mickey Rourke. As you know, he adores his dogs. His Loki travelled everywhere with him. He was hoping for some Loki luck on Sunday. But Loki… Loki is gone. According to Rourke’s publicist, Loki passed on Monday night. Ummmmm…. Here’s what happened on Monday night: Mickey was By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 02:52 am
Ebola Victims Joel matches Nicole Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:28 am
Douchebags Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip? Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 02:22 am
Assy Style The Grammys 2009 Like I said last week, Coldplay is fortunate they did not perform after Radiohead. Because in their first Grammy live performance, Radiohead owned everyone’s ass. And my Gwyneth introduced them! Her smugness must be killing you… So there were some sucky sh-t performances, and then there were the ones By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 03:28 am
Ebola Victims A survivor story Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 10:36 am
Twats How Ebola works Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 06:45 am
Douchebags Ricky hates Ebola and Posh! Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I& By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 07:04 am
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