Britney Spears Ebola Grooms Her Brother Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 03:24 am
Pamela Anderson Pam Comes Home Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 09:34 pm
Britney Spears The Perfect Victim Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:29 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola Infects the Penns Disaster ensues wherever it goes. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has no mercy and her success rate is virtually unmatched among diseases. And while she may be an heiress no more, she is and will always be a dirty virus, killing everything in her path, growing stronger with every victim. Once By Lainey • Dec 30, 2007 11:30 pm
Paris Hilton Why Can’t I Just Bl*w You? Hollywood Ebola is currently spreading her disease wearing tacky head to toe animal in Germany promoting some cheap sh*t alcohol. Germans have welcomed her virus with open arms. They clearly underestimate the dangers. This is a bitch who can wipe out entire crops for a decade …don’t be By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Diseased & Desperate The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:18 am
Heath Ledger Greek Stav or Heath? As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the By Lainey • Dec 05, 2007 02:51 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Booster Shot Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 02:40 am
Paris Hilton Punk Ass & Ebola Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll By Lainey • Nov 30, 2007 02:15 am
Paris Hilton Walking Behind Ebola It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Ellen Degeneres Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 07:00 pm
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie Media Day Nicole Richie is rarely this heavily made up. But yesterday, out for “friendly” lunch with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton caked it on. She also met with Billy Bush and Access Hollywood the same afternoon. Clearly Monday was Nicole’s Media Day and while Access Hollywood is understandable, you have to By Lainey • Nov 27, 2007 04:21 am
Paris Hilton Ebola Infects China My people! Hollywood Ebola is currently infecting China, on a 4 day viral tour to the Far East to spread her disease. To be fair though, my people don’t have great taste. This of course is the region of the world that gave us Hello Kitty and continues to By Lainey • Nov 21, 2007 07:24 am
Paris Hilton Blame Sean Avery Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo In ‘n’ Out She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:48 am
Paris Hilton He’s The Kind of Guy Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf* By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
