Paris Hilton Hallmark Hates Ebola! Hallmark is fighting disease! Back in September, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton launched a lawsuit against Hallmark taking exception to a greeting the company created alleging that they misappropriated her image and invaded her privacy. She is suing for $500,000 and a permanent ban on the card’s distribution going By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 08:44 am
Paris Hilton Toronto Fights Ebola LOVE my home town. We fought valiantly against SARS. And we are fighting valiantly again against another deadly virus: Paris Hilton. Otherwise known as Hollywood Ebola who has been in Toronto shooting her piece of sh-t for a movie. Last week she hosted a party at The Guvernment. The way By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 06:16 am
Britney Spears Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 09:13 am
Kid Rock Hollywood Fluid Exchange This is why Ebola’s virus will never die – Paris Hilton has literally infected everyone. So last week, Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon. Rick Salomon used to nail Paris, Kid Rock used to nail Pam. And Paris and Kid were spotted getting super friendly in Toronto at the weekend. You By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Pamela Anderson Silicone & Denim Style recipe for long lasting love: Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Vegas wearing – shocker!!! – not a white bikini but a white denim Valentino dress. All class, baby… all class. This is, of course, Pam’s third time down the aisle. And her third time down the aisle By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 05:40 am
Demi Moore Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 03:19 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola infects Sweden North America is already raging from her virus, Greece was besieged, Germany was infected last year, and now Hollywood Ebola has unleashed her disease on Sweden. This is Paris Hilton’s new man. His name is Alexander Vaggo. Some young hot backpacker dude she picked up outside a hostel the By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 04:21 am
Paris Hilton The Nail in the Coffin Just on the off chance you were still holding out hope for Adrian Grenier…give it up. Give it up now. Because it’s full on infection, Hollywood Ebola has eaten him alive…Adrian Grenier is no more. E! Online correspondent Kristin interviewed him recently and asked about Paris. This By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Brilliant Fey, Brilliant Foo Tina Fey created 30 Rock. Tina Fey produces, writes, and stars in a show just anointed Emmy winner for Best Comedy. As such, Tina Fey is the quintessential example for strong women in showbiz: that you can be smart without sacrificing sexy and without sucking someone off Tina Fey delivers By Lainey • Sep 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Ebola on the Roof Last night, Roof II at the Park Hyatt, Toronto… it was already pretty busy when I got up there close to midnight. Full of film executive and agent types, overflowing with slime and cheese. At one point when we were on the patio, some douche came over to Sasha and By Lainey • Sep 13, 2007 12:29 pm
Paris Hilton Guarding Against Infection:my hometown hates Ebola I was born in Toronto. My heart bleeds Maple Leafs blue and white. But today I love Toronto for another reason. I love my hometown because my hometown hates Hollywood Ebola! So Paris Hilton has arrived in Toronto to start shooting some lame ass musical. Last night she went to By Lainey • Sep 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton On the Couch: Ebola’s signature move It amazes me that someone can do this - pose like this ON TOP OF A COUCH!!! – and not want to slap herself. Check it out – Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton in Vegas Monday for the launch of Wilmer Valderrama’s clothing line (???) working her horny porn posture hoping some lucky By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:38 am
Paris Hilton Douche-free? Two biggest knocks against Elisha Cuthbert: that she is friends with that disease Paris Hilton and that she’s been dating that loser ass Sean Avery. Sean Avery is a hockey player, the kind of guy born with a “beat me” face and a matching prick attitude – constantly smirking, too By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Richie Not Welcome in Canada? Joel Madden and Good Charlotte arrived at the weekend in Toronto to open for Justin Timberlake’s two shows. Conspicuously absent however was Nicole Richie. Considering Nicole and Joel have been inseparable through their NYC swing and also last Friday in DC (attached), Nicole was obviously expected to join Joel By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 04:10 am
Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice full of Twats? Not that you can believe anything out of Trump’s mouth but whatever…if true, I would totally, totally watch. So The Apprentice is on life support, only renewed because of the celebrity angle. Donald Trump says she’s already lined up some super A List and B List stars By Lainey • Aug 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Write Him Off Last week’s beach excursion with Hollywood Ebola could have been explained away as work for his documentary. I guess. Since then though Adrian Grenier has been out with Paris Hilton two more times, including last night at some Art Gallery opening. And there is no way he’s going By Lainey • Aug 15, 2007 08:00 pm
