Media Manipulation Penelope Does Everything, Too Sometimes I almost feel bad for the really good actresses who can’t just act anymore. They also have to be singers, designers, chefs, perfumers, models and winemakers. Everyone Does Everything (EDE Syndrome) is real and it’s part of the reality of building a long-lasting, lucrative career. Gwyneth has By Maria • Jan 11, 2013 12:53 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s parts Penelope Cruz is the new spokesperson for Nespresso in North America, just like George Clooney is in Europe. Here she is shooting the first commercial. In some shots her hair is parted in the middle. In some it’s a deep side, swept off the shoulder. I can never work By Lainey • Nov 23, 2012 12:16 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Pene’s black leather trench HOT. And her hair... Looks so good curly like this. And real! By Lainey • Nov 05, 2012 01:01 pm
Fake Hair Penelope three months later Three months ago, Penelope Cruz was supposed to be three months pregnant. Some Spanish outlet reported it, and you know how that is, but everyone picked up on the story anyway and no one bothered to run with the denial. Anyway, here she is looking super, super hot at the By Lainey • Sep 25, 2012 01:07 pm
Maple Leaf GOOP & Ben, Ryan & Rachel: the TIFF exes And there’s Matt Damon and Penelope Cruz too! The Toronto International Film Festival announced its lineup today. As you know, award season really begins at TIFF. And they’re coming... Let’s deal with the ex-connection first: Ben Affleck’s new film Argo will have its world premiere at By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 12:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:47 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s perfect blazer Am obsessed with black tuxedo blazers right now. The one Penelope Cruz is wearing here might be my favourite so far. SO good, right? By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 09:06 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s nude sparkles Shrugging over this dress. Again, it’s a Catherine Zeta-Jones dress...which, I mean, Penelope Cruz doesn’t need to be wearing a CZJ dress, you know what I mean? Also, for some reason, her earrings are really bothering me. By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 10:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Penelope for Rome, Ridley, and Pedro Here are Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and their little Leo heading out of Madrid last week. To Rome With Love opens in limited release on June 22. There should be a promotional appearance for it coming soon. Or several. Have you seen the trailer? I hate. The music makes me By Lainey • Jun 13, 2012 01:49 pm
Assy Style I hate lavender/violet by Penelope Cruz She was very, VERY close to being named Worst Dressed. But Duana is taking that on with a rather controversial choice. You’ll see it later. I do loath EVERYTHING about Penelope Cruz’s Armani last night though. Mr Armani is missing more than he hits these days. Let’s By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 11:11 am
Assy Style BAFTA Worst: Penelope Cruz As you know already, I don’t like most red dresses. And especially on red carpets. That’s the first problem. And that’s not even the worst problem. Mr Armani’s chest plate is offensive to me. They way it cuts off her arms on the insides is offensive By Lainey • Feb 13, 2012 06:54 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s pink, green, and jeans If you had all these things in your closet, would you have put them together like this today? I wouldn’t have. Not saying it looks sh-tty, because it doesn’t, but it’s not all that remarkable either. Not remarkable enough to say, oh let me put on my By Lainey • Jan 17, 2012 11:05 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s shorter hair You like it? I don’t think I do. I don’t think I like all those layers. Not when I know it when it’s long and thick and amazing. I mean, I get it, people cut their hair – for movies, for convenience, whatever – I’m just saying this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 09:22 am
Assy Style Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet By Lainey • May 16, 2011 10:04 am
BFFs Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Best Undersize Dress: Penelope Cruz Written by Duana How damned hot is this woman? One month post birth. About 36 days. You know what the plan was for her? ‘Let me POUR MY ASS into this dress that I probably had from before I was pregnant. I know that I will look amazing, but that’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 07:45 am
