Clown Do you want to f-ck her thumb? Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’ By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:54 am
Quiveration Why aren’t you in your underwear? As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F- By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 03:06 am
Quiveration Can I be your hag? NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayer If Liza was named mayor And Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:17 am
Quiveration Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 05:48 am
Quiveration James bails He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:13 am
Quiveration He’s getting papped now! These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 05:28 am
Quiveration Brad and Sugar Tits This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:53 am
Quiveration Hot Harry and the Queen’s English Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:44 am
Quiveration Some Hugh for Marina and Daniel Craig’s daughter A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out By Lainey • May 27, 2009 11:45 am
Quiveration Bradley Cooper’s eyes... Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way By Lainey • May 27, 2009 07:55 am
Quiveration Get me to New York Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing By Lainey • May 21, 2009 03:47 am
Quiveration Brad in the morning A fried rice day indeed. The press screening was at 8:30am. Here’s how it works: thousands of journalists are accredited every year for the Cannes Film Festival. We’re able to view films at scheduled press screening times but only on a first come first serve basis colour By Lainey • May 20, 2009 02:52 am
Quiveration Canadians in Cannes Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:17 pm
Quiveration Terminator Quiveration Premiere of Terminator Salvation last night: Eric Dane, Christian Bale with wife Sibi, and rising star, also soon to be a member of my Freebie Five – meet Sam Worthington. They say he’s next. They say it is his year. Because after going head to head with Bale in Salvation, By Lainey • May 15, 2009 03:44 am
Quiveration DDL and the Ladies George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:52 am
Quiveration MTV Kings !!!!!!!!!! It was announced today that Kings of Leon will perform for the first time on MTV at the Movie Awards. For sure Caleb’s voice will hold up much better than Chris Martin’s last year. Ugh. Do you remember that? Like, quit jumping around if you can’t sing By Lainey • May 13, 2009 10:13 am
