Quiveration Madge & the MotherChucker Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 04:16 am
Quiveration Thankful for Hot Harry on a Horse Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:46 am
Quiveration Thankful for Hugh Jackman He turned 40 the other day. 40 looks damn good. Here he is with his family at Bronte Beach, playing with the kids, hanging out with his wife, enjoying some lemonade in the sunshine. He’s the hotness, non? Love.Him. And love even more than he doesn’t have By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:17 am
Quiveration Hey Baby Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling. It hurts me By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 01:45 pm
Quiveration Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:25 am
Quiveration Sushi Porn came first Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 04:02 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford? Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:50 am
Quiveration The New Leo Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 05:03 am
Quiveration Maybe not with red lips Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:56 am
Quiveration The Heel-less Posh Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:31 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Quiveration The Dark Knight after the storm Few celebrities come out the other end of a family scandal relatively unscathed. Christian Bale however has managed to accomplish just that. Quietly, with dignity, without sitting down opposite Barbara Walters wailing his balls off, or allowing his publicist to leak gratuitous stories in his favour. Rather, Bale put his By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:58 am
Quiveration Becks plays... Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:23 am
Quiveration Best Emmy Couple: Neil Patrick Harris Never mind that his boyfriend looks like a young waxy gay Val Kilmer. It’s not important. What’s important is that NPH is the hotness. And I want him. So poised, so self assured, so damn sexy in his confidence, such an inspiration for Zac Efron when he finally By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:16 am
Quiveration Strolling with Sherlock He will be shooting Sherlock Holmes with Guy Ritchie so as you can see RDJ is getting acquainted with London, out for a stroll today with a young woman, not his wife, though presumably not smutty either. Iron Man the DVD will be released by the end of the month. By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 08:30 am
Quiveration Hot Viggo at the airport Where’s his Habs shirt? Viggo Mortensen is an unabashed Montreal Canadians fan. During TIFF he was seen wearing his Habs gear all around town. Unfortunately for Habs fans, he went with a different shirt yesterday arriving in LA from France. And while Viggo isn’t my brand of quiver By Lainey • Sep 16, 2008 05:47 am
