Movie Reviews and Previews A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator By Sarah • Nov 07, 2011 10:14 am
Media Manipulation Are you trying to be princessy? Fine, but only if you play her like Tracy Flick. Because that would be a hilariously awesome movie. Tracy Flick as Grace Kelly? They did say that the Grace Kelly biopic would focus on her political manoeuvrings to save Monaco... As you know, they’re planning at movie about Princess By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 09:44 am
BFFs Just missing GOOP... and Drew If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I have a thing about celebrities being friends. To the point where I would actually spy. Like install listening and recording devices at dinner. What were Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon talking about last night? They were together at By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 12:03 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Reese Witherspoon wants you to know she’s sexy She really, really does. In This Means War, Reese Witherspoon juggles Chris Pine and Tom Hardy (unconvincingly). Now she’s being offered the lead in Sony’s Sex Tape, a movie about a married couple who lose track of their homemade porn. Jason Segel would be the other half of By Sarah • Nov 01, 2011 01:06 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Reese Witherspoon running Yesterday - photo agency says this is the first time she’s been out running since getting hit by a car a few weeks ago. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 10:03 am
Girlcrushes Today’s shoes are better Jennifer Aniston was honoured last night at the ELLE 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute with her man Justin Theroux by her side. She looked amazing. Great cleavage. Sick body. Want her legs. And don’t start with that dumb thing you’re about to start with because you’ve By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 11:02 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Straight up money-grab The trailer for This Means War was released online yesterday. The movie was shot in Vancouver, starring Tom Hardy and Chris Pine as CIA agents in love with the same woman, warring, literally, with like bombs and sh-t, over her heart. So, obviously, totally preposterous. This is what we’re By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 12:51 pm
Royals Royals don’t pose on a carpet Prince William and Catherine attended several events in California this weekend surrounded by the stars, and the contrast between Royalty and Celebrity... Was amazing. On Saturday afternoon it was a charity polo match. On Saturday night it was the BAFTA Gala. You will note, while there are many, many, many By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 08:09 am
Style Felicity Huffman and today’s dress LOVE this dress. And it’s not usually the kind of dress that appeals to me. It’s really feminine, you know, the flowers and the fluttery-ness of the sleeves and hem... But there’s something about this one, the colour combination, the sharpness of the deep red purple against By Lainey • Jun 08, 2011 03:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Reese vs Blake... for Taupe? I miss the Reese Witherspoon who showed up at the MTV Movie Awards last night to collect her Generation Award. She dropped a motherf-cker, was saucy and funny and maybe a little tipsy and really cool and ... judgy! “I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 02:53 am
Girly Throw Downs The hands, the author, hatemail, and puppy-off! Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 03:49 am
Fitness Run off the honeymoon Reese Witherspoon has returned from her honeymoon in Belize. Surprisingly she didn’t offer up any of those shots to People Magazine. Then again, remember, she “mourns the loss of her privacy”. So I guess that’s her line. As many of us do when we return from vacation, Reese By Lainey • Apr 13, 2011 06:20 am
Famewhores Box office > Privacy Have you seen it? Reese Witherspoon covers the new issue of Vogue. You can look at more photos here. I mean they’re alright, I guess. Like, I get it that she worked with an elephant in the movie Water For Elephants but I wonder if I need every shoot By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 02:21 am
BFFs Jakey’s Country Exes Jake Gyllenhaal was not at the ACM Awards last night. He was however represented by two exes. As already noted, Reese Witherspoon was there to present and jizzed all over everyone in her chicken drum stick dress including Taylor Swift, who pulled out her “oh gosh, I don’t believe By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 05:32 am
Famewhores Reese sells wedding, wears the worst dress Oh looky! It’s People Magazine’s new cover. And that’s Reese Witherspoon with her husband Jim Toth on their wedding day just as I, um, predicted a few weeks ago. Click here to see that article. And I’ve also been saying for weeks too that Reese needs By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 03:07 am
Hook Ups Scarlett’s boyfriend Here’s Sean Penn walking around Malibu yesterday. He’s, like, Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend now. This makes me really… embarrassed for her. Can you imagine how she must look up at him? Some kind of god? Can you hear how she must gush over him? He’s so talented. By Lainey • Apr 01, 2011 07:39 am