Famewhores Jakey vs Shelfy? Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:28 am
Break Ups But For the CarbFace Douchebaggery… And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:00 am
Reese Witherspoon At Work Without Reese It’s not the same, is it? Promoting a movie without the perfect wife, selling tickets on the strength of your carb face douchebaggery alone, hoping that the 17 year olds who pined for you 10 years ago will still find you attractive today… This is Ryan Phillippe’s new By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:51 am
Reese Witherspoon McGyllenspoon If the crazy McGoslings haven’t yet offed themselves in mass suicide, perhaps they’d like to transfer their obsession onto Reese and Jake who are equally as cute, if not a little disingenuous. Not that their love isn’t real…because it is…but they also don’t mind By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 04:42 am
Reese Witherspoon Jake & Reese: a new level Reese and Jakey in NYC this weekend, shopping and having dinner with friends, no longer actively avoiding the press and the paps. Word is things reached a new level recently as Jake coped with the loss of a good friend. He’d been working on a movie at the time By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 01:01 am
Reese Witherspoon Carb Face, Abbie & Ava Well well… Two very interesting sets of photos taken by Flynet... First – Abbie Cornish who reportedly slept with Reese Witherspoon’s husband when he was still her husband shopping the other day with none other than Ava Phillippe. Next – Carb Face Ryan Phillippe who cheated repeatedly on his wife when By Lainey • Dec 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon Witherspoon Thanksgiving Where was she? A source tells me she spent Thanksgiving yesterday at her uncle’s in Brentwood, TN– at one point seen running through the leaves outside with her children. Cute! And no Jakey in sight. But I’m sure you know now about their romantic getaway to Napa recently By Lainey • Nov 23, 2007 03:32 am
Reese Witherspoon The New Ethan Hawke Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Eva Mendes From Crush to Hate It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon The Roman Holiday The UK Daily mail has published more photos of Reese and Jakey in Rome leaving no doubt that they’re a couple … and that they want you to know it. Because as adorable as they are, and they are very much so, they also have a movie to sell. And By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 03:17 am
Paul Mccartney In Your Dreams, Bitch Golddigging makes you delusional – see Kevin Federline’s recording career. This time, the Golddigging Delusions have hit the Master. And hard. Still at an impasse with Sir Paul on their divorce settlement, Heather Mills is now in America apparently negotiating a Hollywood film about her life. According to UK tabloids, By Lainey • Oct 23, 2007 04:38 am
Reese Witherspoon Not Over and No Longer Undercover If you can’t stand the gloat…move on. To quote the Notebook – it wasn’t over… it’s still not over! As reported exclusively after TIFF, click here for a refresher, even after public proclamation by People and the others that the romance was dead, Reese and Jake were By Lainey • Oct 23, 2007 04:05 am
Reese Witherspoon Undercover…but not over! While all tabloids were proclaiming the end of their love last month, I reported otherwise as that the two were sneaking around during TIFF and caught kissing during the Michael Clayton after party, even as “confirmation” of their split was making headlines on newsstands. This weekend, Reese and Jakey were By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Shades of Aniston I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the By Lainey • Oct 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon Over? Or Undercover? Us Weekly says Reese and Jake, on the heels of their big TIFF debut for Rendition, have called it off again…and for good this time. Fact? Fiction? Or diversion? I’d wait before pulling the plug definitively on their love. Michael Clayton party last week in Toronto at the By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 03:16 am
Reese Witherspoon Well Past Prime Ryan Phillippe was cute once upon a time, I suppose. In that way only 18 year olds find attractive. In that Cruel Intentions way, with the half sneer and the high school appeal. Eventually all women grow out of it. Eventually Reese Witherspoon grew out of it. Which is why By Lainey • Sep 04, 2007 12:23 am
