Movie Reviews and Previews Map to the latest mindf-ck David Cronenberg’s next film is called Maps To The Stars featuring Julianne Moore, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson, and Mia Wasikowska. There’s another reason why Lindsay Lohan will never: Mia Wasikowska, whose chill detachment and uncontrived aloofness (oh hi Rooney Mara) is perfect for Cronenberg’s latest mindf-ck. I By Lainey • Apr 15, 2014 10:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson’s winter pants …and future Oscar? The point of this article was supposed to be the pants. But I decided to google him anyway just to see if there was anything else to say. This was the headline: Robert Pattinson might be nominated for an Oscar… What? They’re already putting together long lists for consideration By Lainey • Mar 17, 2014 11:44 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Robert Pattinson drags a cow How about one for the Twi-Hards? Robert Pattinson is working on a film in Toronto. I live in Toronto. He was on set today with a cow. Dragging the cow. I am a cow. A f-cking cow. Let's just go ahead and call the cow Lainey, even though By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 03:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews James Dean and Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson is in Toronto shooting a movie with Dane DeHaan. DeHaan plays James Dean. And something something something about a photographer who took pictures of Dean for LIFE Magazine? Pattinson is apparently the photographer which, given that he's the bigger name -- so far -- I guess By Lainey • Feb 20, 2014 01:08 pm
BFFs Yes, London is better Tom Sturridge celebrated his birthday last night at a pub in Notting Hill. At least that’s what the paps are saying. Sturridge’s official birthday is December 21. Maybe they decided to do it early because Christmas dominates around that time? Do you have a birthday that has to By Lainey • Dec 06, 2013 01:26 pm
Maple Leaf Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to By Lainey • Nov 15, 2013 11:18 am
Hook Ups Between Kristen Stewart and Dylan Penn Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving the gym yesterday after training with Harley Pasternak. And also photos of him heading out of Chateau Marmont the other night. He’s been wearing that beanie for years. Do you think it’s the same one? I keep losing toques. How do people keep By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 09:30 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s brown bag I checked the photo agency just as my supervising producer on The Social, Laura, who’s made many appearances on this blog, usually in relation to Robert Pattinson walked by. So I asked her – OK, what do you want me to say about him? A barrage of ideas: “Are they By Lainey • Nov 06, 2013 01:03 pm
Hook Ups Best Twi-Hard Halloween How was your Halloween? Did you go to a party? Did you make memories with your friends? Did you Instagram the sh-t out of your costume? Was it the best time ever? I promise you, no matter how great your night was, every Twi-Hard in the world was having a By Lainey • Nov 01, 2013 10:17 am
Twilight House Porn: Robert Pattinson’s Graceland for Twi-Hards Robert Pattinson is selling the house he once shared with Kristen Stewart. The list price right now is $6.75 million. Features: 1.45 acres, beautifully landscaped 3 bedrooms 3 and a half bath lagoon pool amphitheatre And, of course, the most important selling feature: LOVE. This was where Robsten By Lainey • Oct 22, 2013 09:42 am
Hook Ups Pattinson, Penn, and PEOPLE PEOPLE is now reporting that Dylan Penn is indeed Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend. On Wednesday it was LIFE & STYLE that identified Penn at Pattinson’s side a few weeks ago at the Viper Room. Amazingly, it’s not full of sh-t. Because PEOPLE’s sources are saying that: By Lainey • Sep 27, 2013 10:48 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson’s mystery brunette(s) Radar Online reported the other day that Robert Pattinson showed up with a mystery brunette at some party on the weekend and they were all over each other. Click here for a refresher. Gossip Cop – at press time 10am Wednesday 25 September – still hasn’t posted Pattinson’s publicist side By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 10:25 am
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend? Ok so the source is Radar Online which...not so reliable, ever. But this is fun. And they have some specifics. So let's go with it until Pattinson decides to tell Gossip Cop that it's not true, seeing as we're all a little delirious By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 04:01 pm
Break Ups Kristen Stewart’s apology explained? You remember Kristen Stewart’s very public, simpering apology after she was caught cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders? I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the By Lainey • Sep 17, 2013 09:14 am
Gorgessity Kristen Stewart: no fragrance foreplay Dior Homme’s Robert Pattinson campaign release has been an exercise in masturbatory extension. If you build it up that much, with so many teasers to teasers and teasers for trailers, it better be amazing. Is it? The short film will be released on Sunday. At this point though, unless By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 10:49 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson by Justin Timberlake I was eyerolling at Justin Timberlake a few weeks ago for releasing a trailer to a preview to the trailer to the video for Take Back The Night. How many near-orgasms does it take to make an actual orgasm better? It feels like they followed the same approach for Robert By Lainey • Aug 28, 2013 10:14 am
