Twilight Requests Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:23 am
Twilight Vampire Sex & spoilers Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:12 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Robert Pattinson Arguments for: - His prettiness - His hair - Courting the Twilight fanbase: they put their cash money where his face is. It’s an automatic sale. And they are f-cking crazy enough to buy several copies for each person. Arguments against: - Pattinson currently has nothing to promote. With By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 12:33 am
Twilight Honeymoon in Rio Twi-Hards have been tit bumping each other the last couple of days as photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been released of the two together in Brasil filming Breaking Dawn. Production has moved to Rio to shoot the exterior honeymoon scenes. Already there are some promising improvements. Stewart’ By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 03:44 am
Dumbass Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:32 am
Twilight Kids in cabs Been getting a lot of polite requests lately for Robert Pattinson. Bonus! Last night he took Kristen Stewart out for dinner at Ago...which now means that every f-ckin’ Twi-Hard hitting up Los Angeles has now added the restaurant to her “tour book”. As you can see, Pattinson, who was By Lainey • Oct 05, 2010 06:03 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brangelunatics + Twihards = Pandemonium Written by Sarah Yesterday Deadline Hollywood came out with a report that GK Films is developing a project for Angelina Jolie, based on a 2009 BBC miniseries called Unforgiven. It’s about a woman who, after fifteen years in prison for murdering two police officers, attempts to reconnect with her By Lainey • Aug 27, 2010 04:22 am
Quiveration The benefits of the Robsten Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:33 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson sings in a room Not bad. Pretty sounds good when he sings, non? He sings better than he acts although that’s probably not fair since so far his acting has been limited to Twilight and, well, there’s not much he can do with that sh-t. Video below: Robert Pattinson was recorded performing By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 04:33 am
Amazingness Robert Pattinson gold These photos and this video are making my life. Robert Pattinson went to the movies on Saturday with his agent. Then he hit up a party in Malibu. The paps were all over him. First time? No but this time a tweaky Pattinson was extra agitated about the attention, whining By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 05:35 am
Twilight Now he’s saving puppies His hair cut has helped a lot, and now Robert Pattinson is rescuing puppies on the set of his next movie Water for Elephants – is this a campaign?!? And it looks like a Jack Russell Terrier too, not some designer canine butterfly so, yes, of course this is hot. Dog By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 08:51 am
Twilight On Twilight Eclipse Like I said earlier, Twilight Eclipse is the best comedy so far of the summer. Does it matter if that wasn’t the intended reaction? Not to me. Because Darren, Fiona, and I, we had a good time laughing our tits off. And isn’t this the point of going By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 08:19 am
Movie Reviews and Previews They could be in West Egg Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson were on the set of Water for Elephants yesterday and appeared to be shooting a fancy party scene which could be a fancy party scene from The Great Gatsby, and not only because of the era. Reese has long been spoken of as a possible By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 04:19 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson next move Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. What’s the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:58 am
Assy Style The First Couple of Twi-Hard They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 05:40 am
Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
