Bad Style Let Good Pants be your New Year’s Resolution Robert Pattinson is tall and British and beautiful. My point is that finding a pair of pants that fits him properly should not be such a challenge, oh my God! Here’s Pattinson arriving at LAX yesterday and all Twi-Hards, a wonderful way to call in the New Year By Lainey • Dec 29, 2011 12:13 pm
Best and Worst of 2011 Best & Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands. I actually hadn’t noticed until... It was March 1. Vanity Fair’s April 2011 By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 03:37 pm
Twilight What to get a Twi-Hard for Christmas This is the new cover of In Touch. Can you make it come true? Because that’s what every Twi-Hard wants for Christmas. F-ck the economy, poverty, disease, f-ck it all as long as Kristen Stewart marries Robert Pattinson. Just like Bella married Edward (in a wedding By Lainey • Nov 30, 2011 12:22 pm
Bad Style Pattinson’s aren’t much better Maybe every post today on the main page is going to be about pants and how men wear them. Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving his place in London this morning wearing really bad ones. Like gross. The colour is sh-t, the fit is sh-t, they’re weird around By Lainey • Nov 25, 2011 01:48 pm
Gorgessity Kristen Stewart: so beautiful, all smiles As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 10:57 am
Twilight Twi-Hard Immortal All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 08:59 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:23 pm
Quiveration The Gossip Buffet: Now serving Jeff Buckley Written by Sarah The long-awaited Jeff Buckley biopic (once called Mystery White Boy) is happening at last and Jake Scott (son of Ridley) is onboard to direct. Long attached to the part of Buckley, James Franco exited stage left a while back when everyone realized he can’t sing By Lainey • Aug 16, 2011 05:36 am
Harry Potter Ron, Cedric, Draco - Accio 2005! A reader called Tina just sent me a photo of a little Harry Potter reunion that happened at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I opened the message to find Rupert Grint, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Felton gathered backstage. Cute, right? (Lorella - check the slope.) Anyway, then I started wondering By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 09:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Bad trailer but it offers a glimpse When you woke up today, did you think I’d compliment Robert Pattinson OVER Colin Firth? I am about to. So, in our ongoing review of new trailers I may have missed over the last week or so due to sh-tty wireless at Comic-Con, this is the one By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 08:27 am
Twilight The hair > the hands Every time Robert Pattinson shows up at a major event, I always, always hear from two friends who are obsessed with him, we’ll call them the Italians, because they are, and they copy me on their emails like it matters to me, gushing about how “hot” he is which, By Lainey • Jul 22, 2011 05:48 am
Dumbass This happened at 5am Robert Pattinson was in Toronto last night shooting until 5am. When he finished he spent several minutes signing autographs for the lady fans who’d been waiting for him. Until 5am. People keep thinking it’s kids who pull this kind of crazy. Look at them. These are not kids. By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 05:50 am
Hook Ups Couples doppelganging When you go into the database of a photo agency, the pictures come up slightly bigger than thumbnail size. I also have bad eyes so often I either can’t make out who it is at first glance or I get it completely wrong. Today I went into the agency By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 09:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Penn Badgley is Jeff Buckley Apparently James Franco was up for it for a while. Then there was all this talk about Robert Pattinson in the role. And he had also previously said he was rather interested too. Those who make casting decisions however had other ideas.... Lonely Boy? Dan Humphrey? Indeed. Penn Badgley has By Lainey • Jun 21, 2011 07:56 am
BFFs ¾ of a dream Sienna Miller is dating Tom Sturridge. Tom Sturridge is best friends with Robert Pattinson. Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in love. And I have been gossip-wishing about their double date for a while now. ¾ of it happened last night in London. Sienna, Sturridge, and Stewart hooked up at the By Lainey • Jun 09, 2011 10:27 am
Kristen Stewart Rich Hippies To no one’s surprise, Twilight took home almost everything last night at the MTV Movie Awards. You’d think by now that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be... a little more acclimated to the situation. In fairness to Stewart, she did look like she was having a genuinely By Lainey • Jun 06, 2011 04:53 am
