Twilight Twilight Wedding Week This week is when they’re shooting the wedding reception and accompanying scenes for Twilight Breaking Dawn in Squamish. Am told there was a cast dinner last night at Rockwell’s. In attendance: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Jackson Rathbone, and some other people I’ve never heard of. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2011 10:09 am
Reese Witherspoon Hand Fixation Ever since his tea-pouring hands were highlighted in Vanity Fair, I’ve been fixated. Now I’m not sure whether or not at any given moment if they really are so creepily delicate and weird, or if I’m imagining it. Check out Robert Pattinson with Reese Witherspoon on the By Lainey • Mar 24, 2011 04:58 am
Dumbass Who is f-cking with you… Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. And that’ By Lainey • Mar 01, 2011 04:22 am
Twilight And …they’re back Twilight has returned to Vancouver. The cast has come to shoot Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2, mostly exteriors after working on mostly interiors in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where they went virtually unpapped for almost the entire duration, leaving Twi-Hards idle in their losering with nothing to look at. But By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 01:35 am
Style Globes Best: Robert Pattinson Well, as previously noted, Ryan Gosling’s scrunch face knocked him off the top spot. That leaves Robert Pattinson. It was a beautifully cut blue suit. He wore it well. There was no mother hip action. And while there was some open mouth posing action, in addition to some Miley By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:57 am
Twilight He’s not going to thank you for this It’s a year-end treat courtesy of Twi-Hards! I know that it’s become one of your favourite things about the site – along with Photo Assumption and Gossip Nostalgia, ragging on twats and useless bitches, Twi-Hard f-ckery and hatemail gave us so much joy in 2010, and I promise you By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 05:35 am
Bad Style She’s not allowed to have friends I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 05:26 am
Twilight Requests Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:23 am
Twilight Vampire Sex & spoilers Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:12 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Robert Pattinson Arguments for: - His prettiness - His hair - Courting the Twilight fanbase: they put their cash money where his face is. It’s an automatic sale. And they are f-cking crazy enough to buy several copies for each person. Arguments against: - Pattinson currently has nothing to promote. With By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 12:33 am
Twilight Honeymoon in Rio Twi-Hards have been tit bumping each other the last couple of days as photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been released of the two together in Brasil filming Breaking Dawn. Production has moved to Rio to shoot the exterior honeymoon scenes. Already there are some promising improvements. Stewart’ By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 03:44 am
Dumbass Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:32 am
Twilight Kids in cabs Been getting a lot of polite requests lately for Robert Pattinson. Bonus! Last night he took Kristen Stewart out for dinner at Ago...which now means that every f-ckin’ Twi-Hard hitting up Los Angeles has now added the restaurant to her “tour book”. As you can see, Pattinson, who was By Lainey • Oct 05, 2010 06:03 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brangelunatics + Twihards = Pandemonium Written by Sarah Yesterday Deadline Hollywood came out with a report that GK Films is developing a project for Angelina Jolie, based on a 2009 BBC miniseries called Unforgiven. It’s about a woman who, after fifteen years in prison for murdering two police officers, attempts to reconnect with her By Lainey • Aug 27, 2010 04:22 am
Quiveration The benefits of the Robsten Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:33 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson sings in a room Not bad. Pretty sounds good when he sings, non? He sings better than he acts although that’s probably not fair since so far his acting has been limited to Twilight and, well, there’s not much he can do with that sh-t. Video below: Robert Pattinson was recorded performing By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 04:33 am
