Twilight Countdown to the SMA People Magazine will reveal its annual Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow and while many of you have been sending me this cover all day, please know… it’s FAKE. This is NOT THE REAL COVER. The real cover will be unveiled tomorrow. Who? Well if you revisit the list posted a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 09:54 am
Girlcrushes Bad pants and loud screams Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:21 am
Twilight Vaginal Hard-on Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 06:33 am
Twilight Twilight New Moon Giveaway American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 05:26 am
Twilight The steeze in London Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 07:56 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Maybe next time they’ll --ck Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 05:43 am
Twilight Just mail Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 02:42 am
Girlcrushes Like royalty The Twi-Hards have turned them into monarchs, waving from balconies and blessing their public. Check out Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson in Paris with New Moon director Chris Weitz greeting fans from the balcony of their hotel before heading off for more promotion. I can hear my friend By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 02:12 am
Twilight Biiiiiiiiiiitch! Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 03:01 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Robert Pattinson This is the sure bet. This is the PROBABLE choice. If you were forced at gunpoint to bet your mortgage on a candidate, it would be him, it would be the safest. People Magazine likes pleasing people. Pattinson is the Goliath. It’s his to lose. But I am a By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:25 am
Bad Style Kristen Stewart in Mexico & Harper’s Bazaar Was messaged all over Twitter and by email yesterday from Twilight fans asking for an opinion on “the photos”. Que? Turns out that the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot pictures had leaked – untouched click here to see them – and Twi-Hards were losing their sh-t. It’s By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 03:53 am
Twilight Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 02:35 am
Gorgessity Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:42 am
Faux Gossip And…scene The wrap party was last Saturday (and for those of you who keep asking, yes, contrary to what multiple outlets reported, Kristen Stewart was there though she kept it ultra low key and seemed exhausted) but Twilight Eclipse did not actually wrap until late last night/early Thursday morning. It By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 11:46 am
Gossip Girl Pat-Ro They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:14 am
Twilight Eclipse departures Several cast members have wrapped on Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver and one by one they're heading out. Perhaps for good. Perhaps. As I've already noted, British Columbia's incentives are less attractive than other competing cities. The strength of the Canadian dollar, ironically, isn' By Lainey • Oct 24, 2009 04:18 pm
