Gorgessity Pretty Sienna not so happy & RPattz/KStew/Lilo I keep saying it and she keeps proving it – Sienna Miller and Jude Law are at their prettiest when they are together. Right now, she is prettier than ever. SO pretty. Really, really pretty. This is Sienna two days ago at the London Fashion Week presentation of Twenty8Twelve, the fashion By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 07:20 am
Bad Style Steeze recovered & Vogue MUCH better. Yesterday I ragged on Kristen Stewart’s poorly fit BAFTA dress and her massage parlour shoes. One day later she hit up the ELLE Style Awards to collect her award for Woman of the Year in a smart strapless Pucci that was the right size. Well done. But By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 03:35 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson Details Note: last photo NSFW. Twi-Hards have been emailing all weekend requesting an analysis of Robert Pattinson’s Details spread and interview. The article was written by Jenny Lumet. You’d know her from Rachel Getting Married. It was her screenplay. So there’s a neurotic actor, and a neurotic writer, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2010 05:39 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson by request Katie M sends me a lovely note several times a week for Robert Pattinson news. Today she promised it would be her last for the Olympic break. Katie is an example of a sane fan. I expect I’ll be hearing from a lot of insane fans today. Or if By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 04:43 am
Girlcrushes Flying Private OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were both photographed on the same day. It’s true hearts! Twi-Hards are superjizzing with excitement – in just over an hour, Robert Pattinson will be part of Hope for Haiti Now, presenting in London. Over in Park City, Kristen Stewart arrived for the Sundance Film Festival where she By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 10:58 am
Bad Style Robert Pattinson for Haiti This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 07:36 am
Posing Stop stealing Tom’s pose Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 08:58 am
Twilight Robert Ronnie Pattinson The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:44 am
Douchebags Emile WHO? Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:54 am
Twilight Best of 2009: Belligerate! I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 04:20 am
Robert Pattinson Manleggings > Vampires Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:29 am
Best of 2009 Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 11:10 am
Break Ups Uma no Arki… and some real Prime? Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 04:25 am
Twilight Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 06:17 am
Twilight New Moon review SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. If however you are capable of critical thinking…well… it’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 05:31 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 01:53 am
